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View Poll Results: eh son?
tha bitch 6 14.29%
some skank from a bar 6 14.29%
a sex friend 6 14.29%
myself 10 23.81%
anal beads 6 14.29%
rolf harris 4 9.52%
all of the above 9 21.43%
other. (please specify) 13 30.95%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll

 
 
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Old 07-15-2005, 09:36 AM   #61 (permalink)
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^ pfft, what a wack idea... wish i had a boyfriend






























yeah fuckheads, that was a joke.......
 
Old 07-15-2005, 09:58 AM   #62 (permalink)
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I'm not gay...

my boyfriend is.

*winkwink*
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So we agree to the terms?...
Yeah.
Okay... we'll send over the prisoner once your part of the deal is up...
Get on with it Grif...
I would just like to admit... that I suck...
And?...
And that I'm a girl...
What else?
And I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys...
This might be the greatest surrender of all time.


So let go
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Old 07-29-2007, 11:59 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Im gonna be the boring one and have sex with my boyfriend.

Jen xx
ouch... thats cold
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:07 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Tha B!tch.

And she knows just what to do.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:37 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Myself..... but I clicked other and just saw the "myself" option after clicking the vote button.
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Old 08-01-2007, 04:10 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Tha bitch will have to suffice. Some skank in a bar would be good, i'm going to see a couple of local punk bands on Friday, so skank alert (beer goggles a certainty). No only joking, i'm fuking the band..
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:24 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Definetly myself. And also probably a girl from a party.
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:54 PM   #68 (permalink)
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What would you say if I wasn't going to have sex with anyone?
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:26 PM   #69 (permalink)
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other I think
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Old 08-02-2007, 04:35 PM   #70 (permalink)
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I was thinking about laying in a bed and having signs just pointing to my house with the words "free bitch". I'll let yall know how it goes.
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