Prog dolly
 

So you thought this thread was about the use of our wing'd friends in prog coverart?


http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ych/birds2.jpg

Wrong.

Its about DOLLYbirds.

They say there is precious little sex in prog. (Prog is above all that.)
Well...thats true, you know.

But this thread is for you to suggest prog (and...err..psych/folk) tracks that DO deal in this shady business.

Like:
GENESIS - Counting Out Time
DOGGEREL BANK -Hyde Park , Shopping Around
DAMIEN YOUTH - decorate
TROLL -Professor Pott's pornographic wotsit machine
LEMON DIPS - whose gonna buy?
GLEN PHILLIPS BAND - sex is so strange
DELIRED CHAMELEON FAMILY -fin de debut
SILLY SISTERS - my husband's got no courage
HOIRDEN RAIKES -bury new loom
VIC TRIGGER BAND - streetwalker
FARAWAY FOLK -bonny black hare
PELOQUIN -Mama Vagina
ELP - living sin
CRIMSON -ladies of the night


(Please, no Zappa.)

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EDIT: So Baggs, as I said in another thread, edit your op and explain what the thread is about, what do you want people to discuss with you, what to post etc.

BIJELO DUGME had the "tits","bum" and "lips" series of lps.

Here's one for you:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...2471552009.jpg

Here's another ex-Yu/Serbian prog band, and it's on topic, cause this song is the sex

Smak - "Entering the Harem"

Rare Vertigo sampler


http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ch/vertigo.jpg


http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...TT7CA5R8-1.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ch/wilding.jpg



So Im cheating then. (Fusion). But I dont see YOU offering anything up.


(Wilding & Bonus. Good lp!)

Obvious.

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...psych/5879.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...1472092009.jpg


Milk & Honey


http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ch/hawtrey.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ch/kenners.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...4OCAWFV7ZQ.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...h/heratius.jpg

Baggs used to have this very rare French avant-prog lp.
Traded it off.
Too dissonant.



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Your turn.

i never thought that this is a sexual thread

So Baggs, this Latte e miele (Milk and Honey), how does it relate to sex? Is the music sensual, is it about joy of life, recreation, reproduction? I sure hope it's not just because of the naked kid on the cover. :eek:

I have something
Gong - "Prostitute Poem" from Angel's Egg. And you get to see the cover too.

Yep.
Gong were a filthy lot.

Their music drips promiscuity.

[QUOTE=dankrsta;1039819]So Baggs, this Latte e miele (Milk and Honey), how does it relate to sex? Is the music sensual, is it about joy of life, recreation, reproduction? I sure hope it's not just because of the naked kid on the cover. :eek:

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The naked kid.
(The lp is mainly instrumental)

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ch/1773bo3.jpg

Porno soundtrack

Oooppps!
Wrong lp. Try thissun:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ych/s23336.jpg

Baggs gots the rare English version of this. With translation by Peter Hammill.

Baggs gots it.

Youse gots NUFFINK. (But Porkupired Tree and Spock's Queeared)


http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...2118112005.jpg

I don't have either.

But at least i've touched a real woman as opposed to fapping over cover art.

:confused: Um...that makes you a pervert...

Another thing, stop with multi-posting, meaning avoid the sequence of only your posts and use the edit button instead. I had to merge all your posts.

So you're not really telling us anything about the sensual side of prog, you're just posting covers again, which makes this another cover art thread.

GENESIS -Musical Box (This one tells a particularly filthy story)

STRAWBS - fingertips

AFFINITY - Mr Joy

ELECTRIC FOOD - house of the rising sun

PROCOL HARUM - souvenier of London

HUMAN BEAST -appearance is everything

ACHE -sweet jolly Joyce

SEX -Syphissia

MR ALBERT SHOW - electric baby


PETE BROWN - politician


CURVED AIR - not quite the same

JEFF COOPER & STONED WINGS - git some


GROUP 1850 - you done it hard




Baggs is doing all the work here.

That's because you're not generating any sort of discussion.

VDGG - La Rossa

MARAKESH - will you do it?

COMUS - same

MOMUS - murderers of women, the barrel organist

DIES IRAE -seduction

LOUISE HEUBNER - seduction through witchcraft

GATE -red light sister

DAVE SINCLAIR -video

I DRIVE - Christine

WHITE NOISE - my game of loving

OPEN ROAD -sweet liquor woman

RED CRAYOLA - hurricane airplane fighter

ANGE - culinaire lingus

AYERS - fake Mexican blues

SENSATIONAL ALEX HARVEY BAND - $25 massage

EAST OF EDEN - have to whack it up

Oh! I see.
You wish me to write a treatise for you.

Sorry.
This thread is merely about listing prog songs which have to do with sex.

Think you can come up with any?

No, but I thought you were going to talk about them a little instead of just naming albums. I mean, that's up to you if you want to do that, but your thoughts would most likely generate some discussion if that's what your looking for.

Seeing as how you are from Hamilton area what Baggs REALLY wants is to know the vinyl-ccrrrackkk situashun up at Mizners Flea Market down Dundas way.

Well I've never been inside Mizener's so I can't really tell you that, sorry

Thats too bad because (what with my being a highly-evolved homo progerectus) Im looking for an IN SITU * exex copy of Rick Wakiepoo's very first lp (where he does Elton John and other goof-covers).
And I heard there's vinyl to be found in the quantas huts in the wild Northlands of Dundas (next the rendering plant and subsequent stink-catchbasin.)



*From wiki:
"An artifact that is not discovered in situ is considered out of context and will not provide an accurate picture of the associated culture"

Wakiepoo's "first" lp was released IN CANADA on the Pickwick label (with different coverart from UK orig). So to be truely IN SITU I would need a Canadian press copy FOUND ON CANADIAN SOIL. One found in US for instance would be of no interest to a Masterman wot knows whats what.
....
Oh yeah.
Baggmaster also seeks a CHEAPLY-OFFERED Moog model D.

Spread the word around.

NINO FERRER -little Lili
STEREO ULTRA MIROUZE - Sexopolis
STRANGE DAYS - 18 tons
SUN - on holiday
TRACE - laughing policeman
THE NICE - one of those people (live version)
EAST OF EDEN - crazy Daisy
GENESIS - Lamia
AYERS - decadence
TRIUMVERAT - Viva pompei!
IMPROVED SOUND LTD - Lesbian world
GREENSLADE - sunkissed
DAVE HOWARD SINGERS - pleasure & pain
ODEN -crazy voices
MAN -erotica
COLIN SCOTT -nite people
KING CRIMSON -Cadence & Cascade



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So tell me...where exactly is all this "banter" Im hearing about????

All the "banter" takes place outside the prog section. You should ventre outside sometime perhaps, it must get lonely in here talking to yourself.

Personally, I think Jackhammer has a point...

Originally Posted by jackhammer
Unfortunately I have found that 80% of prog fans dislike almost every other form of music (apart from Jazz Fusion maybe). I like Prog myself so I am not being biased but experience has lead me to think this way.


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A prog FAN can be anything but usually amounts to someone whose circumferance is Rush, Porcupine Wotsit , It Bites and maybe ,on the side, Neil Young or ferkin' Stackwaddy.

But make no mistake - you are dealing with a Prog Masterman here and it behooves a Prog Masterman to be well-versed in ancillaries which border or integrate Prog.
True, Baggs is proud to say he has no knowledge of Elvis or Eskimo nose-blowing musics or Armenian sheep-shearing chants, but I DO possess formidable collections of: fusion, electronic, (British & Brittany) folk, classical, hard, heavy,pop.

(Where Baggs is lacking is in the realm of old jazzbo - Baggs has TRIED but cant get into all that guff like Miles and those other doughnuts.)

Hey, we can talk about classical, you and me. I'm the classical mastermind of MB.

Hey Miles is not a doughnut :(

Gee...I always thought that Tore and Anteater were MB's "prog mastermen." And maybe Boo Boo too, but I've had very limited contact with him.

Comus is the true prog masterman.

Hey classical mastermind:

Baggs be looking for this VINYL:
CYRIL SCOTT - masque of red death, aubade (on Lyrita)
HOVANESS sym 9,16,21, mts & rivers
IBERT - ballad of reading gaol (St Louis Orch -Koechlin)
COLIN McPHEE - nocturnes
VAUGHN-WILLIAMS - flemish farm,folksongs of 4 seasons, harmonica & strings (Ive never seen these)

RONE NELSON -savannah
ARTHUR COOK - Javez & the devil (Lyrita)
TOIVO KUULA - rain,demons,sea
CRESTON -invocation & dance, Zanoni
GIYA KANCHELL 6th sym

I've seen him a few times, but I don't know too much about him. It think he likes Can...

Dems dont post here anymore because dems lack the resources to compete with a True Force.

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...TVCA0DV20Q.jpg

Settle down.
just kidding.

Baggs dont know thems, so its not correct to denigrate.

Thats unbeseeming a Masterman.

:bowdown:

Comus is the true masterman. Period.

Sorry to tell you, but you're out of luck there mate. I haven't the faintest idea of where to find that kind of stuff on vinyl.

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ch/s365167.jpg

"Mr. Mojo risin' "


http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ithsticker.jpg

"Risin'...risin'!"

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...1236035476.jpg

"Risin'...risin'!"


Mr. Mojo!!!

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...4051772009.jpg


Who wants some psychedelic Mojo?

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...1131582009.jpg


Baggs is lead to believe this forum is inundated with 19 year olds!
Baggs will only post psychedelic Mojo if said 19 year olds promise to never again post (or answer posts) in the "prog/psych" section of Music Banter.)

Psychedelic Mojo on offer here!
Calling ONCE.



Psychedelic Mojo!

Calling TWICE!

Baggs now offers THESE TWO Psychedelic Mojo TEASERS.
They are low resolution:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...sych/80242.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ych/298197.jpg

Once the 19 year old noobs have been extirpated from this forum, THEN high resolution Mojo will be forthcoming.

Baggs = Porn Masterman

How old are you?

Why do you want to know how old everyone is? That's kind of creepy, in a way.

What about posting numerous pornographic album covers?