What did you learn today?
 

There's an expression, "you learn something new everyday." So indulge my curiosity and tell us, what did you learn today?

I learned that being obsessed about things to an extreme is not healthy and can do your head in.

How to use the try-out-machines in the music store here. They suck bigtime! Hurray! :D

Shredded Wheat tastes like carpet.

Grapefruit & Lime flavoured mineral water tastes like paint stripper.

Some myths are true...Like all BMW drivers are wankers...Who knew?

EDIT: I like sarcasm over other forms of humour...

I learnt that really hairy, bearded men should shave and wax.

That the whole world is against me Godamit!

(Been involved in 2 car crashes in 2 days.)

wow ^
Maybe you should learn to drive before going joy riding mate.
Seriously what happened there?

right-track can fit through a window. ;D

Yesterday I was in the car with my girlfriend and her Dad and we stopped at some red lights and this twat in a blue car came shunting into the back of us. We smashed into car in front of us (which drove off with bumper hanging off) and that shunted into the car in front of him. The blue car was BADLY mangled, front done in and everything, there were 4 people in there, 2 lads 2 girls, the lad driving barely looked old enough. He had a gash in the head while the girl sitting in the passenger seat next to him had a pretty ****ed up head. Girl in the back was limping badly and other guy was fine. No one else was injured, but I got a pretty sore head.
Then today I was in the car with my Mom and some foreign lorry driver bumped into the back of us then pushed us forward. It was terrible looking back and seeing this lorry pushing us along the road by our side. There was hardly any damage there though, just a dent by the rear left tyre.

Honestly, it's unbelievable. Honestly after yesterday I was actually expecting to crash again today. As we were driving I was really conscious it was gonna happen, and sure enough it did.

Ever felt like life is giving you no breaks at all??

A small one at that. :D

All my life mate.

And your a fucking jinx.

:laughing:

Bad luck follows me around. And I don't believe in luck at all, but it's hard to deny the fact that nothing good seems to happen for me without something terrible following it up:(

today i learned that you should always check if you have gas before going somewhere with a boat,otherwise you could find yourself floating helplessly, waiting for your father and brother to arrive and rescue you...

i've also learned that even if you do have a backup motor with separate gas, you shouldn't pull on the lever too hard when you're trying to start it,otherwise it could break, thus foiling your plans for a plan B rescue mission....

the third thing i've learned, is that, when it rains, it seriously fucking pours...or, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong...bare that in mind when you're throwing your ancor in an attempt to avoid crashing with your boat....

the forth thing i've learned is, always listen to your father, he is the smartest being on the planet and can foresee even the most unforeseeable of situations....and you're a complete ass if you forgot to listen when he was telepathically warning you of these perilous situations....a complete ass....

i learned that smoking weed everyday and playing soccer dont mix.

I learned a lot today actually. We had no power at my store but we stayed open and had to do everything BY HAND. It was insane and I am certain that my drawer is off by a lot.

Today i smoked weed then played some backyard soccer..it worked quite well..i guess its only good in portions

I learned today that I've been a real **** lately and that I hated what I am/was and am aiming to change it.

Sometimes admitting the ugly truth is too painful to do.

well today... i learned not to trust anybody......
i also learned alot about my self...and im starting to feel good about life again........


HIP HIP HOORAY FOR ME!!!!!!! :)

and i learned not to wear black dresses in 106 degree weather

haha yea well ive smoked everyday for the past month or so. and today was my first day back to training and it wasnt to fun gasping for air.

Owned

In the span of say 6 weeks I've spent almost 300 dollars in food alone.

I also learned that 500 dollars worth of clothes (no matter how small or skimpy) can't all go into one bag

I found out that I hate saying goodbye. It sounds so final and makes me sad. (I honestly never knew that)

I found out that my boyfriend thought I was just acting like I wasn't listening to him half the time. And that today he's only beginning to realize I spend the better part of my time living in some fantasy.

Prince of Persia 2 is addictive. It's like crack only much more potent and lethal.

And those are all the things I've learned today.

Wow, you really are ghey aren't you?? ;)

I learned I've been neglecting my inner quiet, and that I needed to be still and center myself.

i learned that calling the cops on someone you hate and giving their name and address because they have warrants out, feels good

I learned to keep dairy out of my diet, I had a Wendy's frosty and was consequently spray painting the walls 5 minutes later.

I also learned that I need to be more patient with customers. I said to a customer about 20 minutes ago, and I quote " I am trying to think here, I'm going to need you to shut up"

Where do you work anyways Junkie?

Some customers need to be put in their place. You did the right thing.

Is there some sorta dress code for your job?

I love a man in uniform. :love:

I work for Peterbilt Trucks

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PIMP SH!T!!!!

You get to drive those Mo fuckas?

So you probably wear greasy coveralls?
I like it. . .
Actually I love it.
The smell of motor oil can be quite stimulating :love:

I think i speak for the majority of MB when i say this...you need to STFU

try as you might but my anger has simmered.
But I will not ignore your transgressions.

How bout you stfu?
Let's try that instead.

And you're just jealous I love MJ more than I like you

I really couldnt give a fuck...why the hell would i want some melodramatic bitch from the internet liking me anyways?

I don't get dirty, I am far too smart and charming for that http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...ap/smiking.gif

melodramatic?
I'll give you melodramatic.

This is melodramatic:
lespaul hurt my feelings. and he dissed me on the internet and doesn't care about me or my feelings or anything he says.
I'm gonna run home andc all my mommy.

I'm gonna wake my boyfriend up and tell him to beat the crap outta some guy named scott because he hurt my feelings.

That is melodramatic

I'm gonna write about what i learned this week:

randomly starting a bonfire/bbq on your driveway will ensure that people drink alot. in this case, do not consume enough alcohol that your friend's feel compelled to break one of your landlady's kitchen chairs.

if this does happen however, it makes for some entertaining times if you distribute the broken pieces to everyone at said bbq, and start an impromtu drumming session using the empties as drumsticks.

when the novelty of drumming on a broken chair with empty beer bottles has worn off, wooden furniture makes for good firewood.

don't let flaming newspaper float into your neighbours front lawn and onto their roof while they're outside putting the garbage out, it wont make you popular with them.

ski movie premieres at a bar with tons of skiers all very stoked on a good movie and in very high spirits makes for an awesome drinking night, and also causes a few of my friends to go for a 3:30am swim in the lake in the middle of winter.

skiing with a massive hangover, having had only 4 hours of sleep and waking up still drunk is a good way to get over the hangover quickly, but makes you feel like death while doing it, because it's bad enough being able to feel the hangover coming on while you're curled up on the couch with a glass of water, let alone sitting on the chairlift at 10am trying not to throw up on the skiers below you

bungee jumping off of a 134m platform is SO much more fun than a 40m one.

a bottle of wine in a few hours does ALOT less for me than it did before i left home, which is sad, i liked being a cheap drunk.

when in need of entertainment, grab two bottles of cider. duct tape one to each of your roommate's hands. hilarity will ensue. try to time it so that he is incapacitated by the full bottles of alcohol on his hands just before dinner is served, it'll be funny trying to watch him eat spaghetti bolognase without his hands.

I think that's it for this week....

Mosquitos are able to climb through holes smaller than their head. Stupid itchy animals. -itches foot-

And I learned that Jibber is a f*kn alcoholic. Alkyyhawwlliiicc!

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