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08-01-2006, 04:06 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Abu Dhabi
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today i learned that you should always check if you have gas before going somewhere with a boat,otherwise you could find yourself floating helplessly, waiting for your father and brother to arrive and rescue you...
i've also learned that even if you do have a backup motor with separate gas, you shouldn't pull on the lever too hard when you're trying to start it,otherwise it could break, thus foiling your plans for a plan B rescue mission.... the third thing i've learned, is that, when it rains, it seriously fucking pours...or, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong...bare that in mind when you're throwing your ancor in an attempt to avoid crashing with your boat.... the forth thing i've learned is, always listen to your father, he is the smartest being on the planet and can foresee even the most unforeseeable of situations....and you're a complete ass if you forgot to listen when he was telepathically warning you of these perilous situations....a complete ass....
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08-01-2006, 09:28 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
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I learned a lot today actually. We had no power at my store but we stayed open and had to do everything BY HAND. It was insane and I am certain that my drawer is off by a lot.
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08-01-2006, 10:11 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: British Columbia
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08-01-2006, 10:36 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Boston, Massachusetts
Posts: 11,172
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I learned today that I've been a real **** lately and that I hated what I am/was and am aiming to change it.
Sometimes admitting the ugly truth is too painful to do.
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08-01-2006, 10:52 PM | #19 (permalink) |
Dont Get Raped In Cancun
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: land of treason
Posts: 193
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well today... i learned not to trust anybody......
i also learned alot about my self...and im starting to feel good about life again........ HIP HIP HOORAY FOR ME!!!!!!! and i learned not to wear black dresses in 106 degree weather
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go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown |
08-01-2006, 11:01 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Ft. Myers, Florida
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