I will swallow whole any major or minor
 

triad you can play on Highlander bagpipes.

Pipes ain't for Bach, Beatles, blues, Biff Rose, ballet, Boston, Blue Danube waltz, Bob Dylan,
Barbers of Seville, Brahms, Beethoven, Bernstein, BB King, Buffalo Springfield nor big band.

I wouldn't say on the internet that you want to swallow a minor. The FBI will come for you.