When I went to the recycling central the other day, uppermost in the metal container there was one saxophone, one trombone, and one trumpet, all pressed flat by the crushing machine... I seriously considered jumping down to collect them for having on my wall or something. I didn't dare, though, since it's strictly against the regulation. I spent the next couple of days regretting I didn't ask any of the staff to stretch the rules for me and go get them. It looked so sad, though, that someone threw them away.

Was it an alto or tenor sax?

*bated breath*