I just thought they were overwhelmed by my shear level of awesome that they feared for their lives. So I guess that's synonymous with this "sober" of which you speak?

If by "sheer level of awesomeness", you mean "rank smell of vodka and urine", then yes, they were overwhelmed.

I take offense to that.

I have never pissed myself from drinking too much.

I thought I did once but it was just my flask spilling all over the place because the cap fell off. I still need a new flask :(

So you've pissed yourself for other reasons?

Only for money.

Bills to pay bro. They're the one's buyin' and sniffin' um afterwards anyways. What's a simple shower for 300$?


On the real though is there no way to do what I was talking about without damaging the guitar?

No.

Did some research, turns out you need a couple of the following:
The gauges you'll need are one of each as follows:
.010 plain
.014 plain
.009 plain
.012 plain
.018 plain
.027 wound