Do you have any animals that make noises? That would make an interesting addition to a track. Or elderly relatives who you can get to rap. Old people rambling is a type of music.

If you get a long tube and make singing elephant noises down it you have an instrument that I like to call the singing elephant.

If then tube is rigid and you blow a raspberry down it you have a makeshift digeridoo. You have to find the right resonant frequency to do this.

What about the good old (school) human beat box....

*Puts hand over mouth*

"boom chick boomboom chick wert wert dis is da remix boom chick......."

Go "wah wah wah" in a special way, cup your hands around your mouth and you will sound like a muted trumpet. A perfect finishing touch to sad occasions. Well, perfect if you're an idiot.

I was the best triangle player in my school band.

Anyway, the lap harp is a fun but easy to learn instrument, tuning it is a bitch though.

MORE COWBELL!!!

[/cliche drummer reference remark]

Most auxiliary percussion, bells/triangles/tambourines, are easy to learn. Just got to know how to keep a beat...... you'd think it was simple, but there's another thing; they other people you work with ALSO have to know how to keep a beat. HAHA. Or else what you can do is pretty moot.

a combination of fatigue, hunger and slight hyperness meant I couldn't stop laughing after I tried that....