1930 was a lonnnnnnnnnngggggg time ago my friend.
We also beat (wait for it!) ITALY 1-0 in Giants Stadium in 1994 :D

Well I'm just answering the question you asked.
Monkey can fill you in on the USA's placings in each tournament if you/he want/s.

My first mistake ever on MB.

Apologies to Ireland

https://www.11v11.com/teams/usa/tab/...0of%20Ireland/

The USA is 2-6-2 against Ireland all time.

BUT

https://www.11v11.com/teams/usa/tab/...ition/England/

We’re 1-0-1 against England in World Cup matches. That’s undefeated.

And 2-0 against England in war.

The American Revolution and the War of 1812.

Suck on that hotdog on this 4th of July

Not really tbh.

I'm not very up on the War of 1812 but my perception is that they **** on us but they were fighting god damn Napoleon so they couldn't really capitalize on it.

Actually, historians call the War of 1812 a draw so that makes the US 1-0-1 against England in wars too. :D

Ireland aren't in it either :D

Third team?

Nobody tell him the teams! I want to see how this plays out.

I say Mindfulness should root for Canada :D

The War of 1812 wasn’t a ****ing draw

England wanted a round two because they were still butthurt from the ass ****ing we gave them in The American Revolution so we took those ***gots down to New Orleans where we got up in that ass yet again. That tender English ass felt so good we took our rock hard American cocks and choked out the remaining Indian tribes, stole a bunch of land from the Mexicants, then stole a bunch of **** from the Philippines and even started cashing in on England’s ****ing of Hong Kong. We were just like we’ll be taking those opium profits too. Sorry bitches

USA