I tried running a little back when I started college but after two months of agonizing shin splints I decided I was more of a walker.

Are those for running or invading Gaul?

I think I'd actually call it jogging.

Too fat
Ran on hard surface
Upped mileage too quickly

Which one?

It was when I first started college so the last two, I've only been too fat for about six months. Didn't quite have the option not to run on a hard surface.

I have no desire to run simply because I despise running. The knowledge that I have to go X distance before I can stop just makes me miserable. Aside from just being a fat **** I just psychologically can not stand running.

You forgot...

Shins tried to commit suicide after realizing they belonged to Frownland.

I've run a total of once, just to see how I would do. Two kilometres in seven minutes, so about five-and-a-half minutes mile time. It's not my thing, although I am the fastest sprinter on my baseball team.

It is brutal tbh. Worst thing I did was run through the pain.

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