The English Football Thread

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

i know Everton don't have a ton of options up front but Rooney can't play as a striker anymore. he looks better than he did last season but still... yikes, how the mighty have fallen.

united fans are so hard for fellani since he scored for us last week against basel. probably my least liked united player, he's clunky and has no idea what to do with the ball at his feet. he's good in the air but that's all i can give him. isn't worth playing ever since he left Everton, especially with Herrera and Carrick still in the team.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

lukaku is excused, great positioning and great play. even fellani looked strong there.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Still no goals for Palace. Hope they go down just to see what happens with Benteke.

We will lose today and Bruce will be sacked by Monday.

Hope they go down because **** Palace and their ****ing supporters.

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Benitez wouldn't come to us I don't think. Not sure who we'd bring in. I just can't see Bruce staying when we lose later today. We'll have won two league games in 13. Not even close to being good enough.

Only positive that can come out of today is Kodge scoring.

It's hard indeed to get a manager who is guaranteed to get us relegated. Gotta be the right guy.

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

i know Everton don't have a ton of options up front but Rooney can't play as a striker anymore. he looks better than he did last season but still... yikes, how the mighty have fallen.

united fans are so hard for fellani since he scored for us last week against basel. probably my least liked united player, he's clunky and has no idea what to do with the ball at his feet. he's good in the air but that's all i can give him. isn't worth playing ever since he left Everton, especially with Herrera and Carrick still in the team.

And he's a dirty ****er. Get that hair cut you knob!

Note: this thread too is about to go to the Devil: Page 666 on the way!

Edit: Speak of the ... oh.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

ffs the Lukaku song isn't dying anytime soon.

28 minutes in and i've heard it twice.

[Trollheart]

Palace ****ed again. Made Premier League history. Chew on that you ****s!

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Palace ****ed again. Made Premier League history. Chew on that you ****s!

Not just PL history, the entire history of the Football League.

Benteke will be relegated again and we could be going up. I'm keeping an eye on it all. If they go down (they will) and we go up (we might) I think it could happen.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Not just PL history, the entire history of the Football League.

Benteke will be relegated again and we could be going up. I'm keeping an eye on it all. If they go down (they will) and we go up (we might) I think it could happen.

You hope for Benteke to rejoin Villa?

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

who doesn't? big man does big man tings.