The English Football Thread

Trollheart · 09-17-2017, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Still no goals for Palace. Hope they go down just to see what happens with Benteke.

We will lose today and Bruce will be sacked by Monday.

Hope they go down because **** Palace and their ****ing supporters.

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Benitez wouldn't come to us I don't think. Not sure who we'd bring in. I just can't see Bruce staying when we lose later today. We'll have won two league games in 13. Not even close to being good enough.

Only positive that can come out of today is Kodge scoring.

It's hard indeed to get a manager who is guaranteed to get us relegated. Gotta be the right guy.

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

i know Everton don't have a ton of options up front but Rooney can't play as a striker anymore. he looks better than he did last season but still... yikes, how the mighty have fallen.

united fans are so hard for fellani since he scored for us last week against basel. probably my least liked united player, he's clunky and has no idea what to do with the ball at his feet. he's good in the air but that's all i can give him. isn't worth playing ever since he left Everton, especially with Herrera and Carrick still in the team.

And he's a dirty ****er. Get that hair cut you knob!

Note: this thread too is about to go to the Devil: Page 666 on the way!

Edit: Speak of the ... oh.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-23-2017, 09:30 AM

ffs the Lukaku song isn't dying anytime soon.

28 minutes in and i've heard it twice.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 09-23-2017, 10:04 AM

He's our Belgian scoring genius
We can't sing about his penis
Scoring all the goals
Everywhere he goes

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-23-2017, 10:05 AM

cant get behind any penis chants

~~Cuthbert~~ · 09-23-2017, 11:22 AM

Tucks his 14 inch cock into black, red & white socks
That's Lukaku
Centre backs bounce of him and the goals they fly in
That's Lukaku

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-23-2017, 11:39 AM

na mate 24 incher, those belgians are hung like a horse.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 09-23-2017, 12:04 PM

Mate, we are currently 10th and two points off play offs. We're OK now, if we hold on to this win.

Actually feeling somewhat positive about the Villa.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-23-2017, 12:06 PM

villa fighting to keep that undefeated streak during Q-Man's viewings. i'll carry the lads to promotions, no worries.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 09-23-2017, 12:50 PM

See the goal Q?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-23-2017, 01:00 PM

this one?

https://twitter.com/SajjadLattef1/st...49064999104512 this tweet >>>

09-23-2017, 10:04 AM	#6653 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	He's our Belgian scoring genius We can't sing about his penis Scoring all the goals Everywhere he goes

09-23-2017, 11:22 AM	#6655 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Tucks his 14 inch cock into black, red & white socks That's Lukaku Centre backs bounce of him and the goals they fly in That's Lukaku

09-23-2017, 12:04 PM	#6657 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Mate, we are currently 10th and two points off play offs. We're OK now, if we hold on to this win. Actually feeling somewhat positive about the Villa.

09-23-2017, 12:50 PM	#6659 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	See the goal Q?