The English Football Thread

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

in other news about more important clubs, quite glad the James rumours have disappeared.

we're being linked with a double signing from benifca, Lindelof and Semedo for nearly 90 mil.

love the Semedo signing, think he would be a great eventual replacement for Valencia, but 45 mil a piece is a joke. 30 max for him, and i'm still not really sold on Lindelof being worth signing.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

damn

Roma winger Mohamed Salah closes in on stunning £35m move to Liverpool - Mirror Online

excellent player, excellent signing. a little upset to see him go to Liverpool though, Mane and Salah on the wings isn't fair

[Cuthbert]

I swear Chelsea just bought him originally to stop Liverpool doing it.

I remember when he scored once, think it was against Arsenal when they battered them and he went all Muslamic on the pitch, doing the sajdah. Not a fan of these religious celebrations tbh, pointing at the sky and praying, it's all a bit cringe.

Probably a good buy though.

[Goofle]

Mbappé being heavily linked with Arsenal. Wenger apparently doing a #madting

Honestly, it would renew my love of the old fart.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

even at the rumoured price? you could get just about any striker in the world for that kind of money.

[Goofle]

He's a teenager. Would be the best piece of business possible.

[Cuthbert]

Bring those tiny ears to the Emirates. Make it happen Wengy

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

martial > mbappe

yeah i said it

yeah i mean it

yeah im biased

[Goofle]

Martial isn't fit to clip his toe nails.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

we'll see who is clipping who's toe nails after mbappe spends a year or two in the prem

bet