The English Football Thread

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-27-2014, 08:55 PM

We will be fine. This season. We won't escape if it happens next season.

Blues may well go as well, looks likely. Midlands football is in a state atm we need something to sort it out.

**Goofle** · 04-28-2014, 06:13 PM

Koscielny is my hero.

Mojo · 05-01-2014, 02:28 PM

I'm watching my first Gateshead match, as its the first leg of their semi-final in the Conference Playoff.

So judging by my social media timelines I now qualify to pretend I was a fan all along now it looks as though they may achieve something.

HEED ARMY! HEED ARMY!

Wankers.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-02-2014, 05:48 AM

lol JCLs. Get used to em mate they'll be out in force in about five weeks time.

EDIT: Also on the subject of World Cups and wankers, English people who pledge allegiance to other countries (over England) because their mom's friend's cousin's step-brother's pet dog pissed up a tree there once. You know the types ffs.

Complete dickheads.

Trollheart · 05-02-2014, 06:41 AM

JCLs???

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-02-2014, 02:20 PM

Urban Dictionary: johnny-come-lately

Trollheart · 05-02-2014, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke

Urban Dictionary: johnny-come-lately

Bloody UD! For a while I thought it stood for "Jesus Christ, Lads!"

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-02-2014, 04:16 PM

Nile Ranger: Second biggest cunt in football behind only Ryan Giggs.

Giggs
Ranger
Terry
Rooney
Frimpong

**Goofle** · 05-02-2014, 04:23 PM

Frimpong isn't a c*nt at all.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-02-2014, 04:26 PM

More concerned with his 'brand' and career in denching than his career in football.

05-01-2014, 02:28 PM	#5363 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	I'm watching my first Gateshead match, as its the first leg of their semi-final in the Conference Playoff. So judging by my social media timelines I now qualify to pretend I was a fan all along now it looks as though they may achieve something. HEED ARMY! HEED ARMY! Wankers. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

05-02-2014, 06:41 AM	#5365 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	JCLs??? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

04-27-2014, 08:55 PM	#5361 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	We will be fine. This season. We won't escape if it happens next season. Blues may well go as well, looks likely. Midlands football is in a state atm we need something to sort it out.

05-02-2014, 05:48 AM	#5364 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	lol JCLs. Get used to em mate they'll be out in force in about five weeks time. EDIT: Also on the subject of World Cups and wankers, English people who pledge allegiance to other countries (over England) because their mom's friend's cousin's step-brother's pet dog pissed up a tree there once. You know the types ffs. Complete dickheads.

05-02-2014, 02:20 PM	#5366 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Urban Dictionary: johnny-come-lately

05-02-2014, 04:16 PM	#5368 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Nile Ranger: Second biggest cunt in football behind only Ryan Giggs. Giggs Ranger Terry Rooney Frimpong

05-02-2014, 04:26 PM	#5370 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	More concerned with his 'brand' and career in denching than his career in football.