The English Football Thread

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-14-2006, 03:03 PM

Bet Chelsea are kicking themselves for spending 30 million on Shevchenko now

Ma Cherie · 07-15-2006, 12:17 PM

Hahaha

right-track · 07-17-2006, 03:38 PM

The Truth Behind That Head-Butt.

(Please be aware the content may be distressing to some readers)

Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box
in extra-time at which point Zidane said "If you want my shirt so bad
you can have it"

Materazzi responded "I dont want your shirt you m***** f*****. you're a
f****** old man"

As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he
responded due to him having his back to the TV camera

Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse

"You should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f****** has-been".
"M***** f*****! your mum is a f****** muslim terrorist and you are too.
F*** you old man f*** you", "old man, this arena is not for you anymore
m***** f****.
Your sister is a whore and the whole Italian team has f***** her", "f*** off
you bald c*nt"

Zidane carries on jogging away smirking

"Wouldn't be surprised if all your family are Manchester City fans"

It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.

_Spinning_ · 07-17-2006, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

"Wouldn't be surprised if all your family are Manchester City fans"

Lmfao.

What are your sources for this article?

tdoc210 · 07-17-2006, 03:57 PM

Dude..id have done more than headbutt, if he said that to me.

right-track · 07-17-2006, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Spinning_

Lmfao.

What are your sources for this article?

A mate of mine who emigrated to Aussie sent it in an e-mail.
He's a red too.

_Spinning_ · 07-17-2006, 05:09 PM

Haha. That's brilliant.

However, I highly doubt that anyone related to someone with such skill on the field would like Manchester City.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-21-2006, 05:05 PM

Charlton striker Darren Bent is set to miss the start of the new season - after slicing his hand open making a sandwich.

Silly Bent could be ruled out for up to six weeks after cutting his hand while chopping bread and onions.

There were fears that the England striker had sliced open a tendon but those fears were allayed after a visit to hospital, though the cut is still deep enough to make full-contact football dangerous.

He now looks likely to miss Charlton's first few games and could even be a doubt for England's friendly with Greece next month.

Ma Cherie · 07-21-2006, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Charlton striker Darren Bent is set to miss the start of the new season - after slicing his hand open making a sandwich.

Silly Bent could be ruled out for up to six weeks after cutting his hand while chopping bread and onions.

There were fears that the England striker had sliced open a tendon but those fears were allayed after a visit to hospital, though the cut is still deep enough to make full-contact football dangerous.

He now looks likely to miss Charlton's first few games and could even be a doubt for England's friendly with Greece next month.

LucienAD · 07-28-2006, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by franscar

Arsenal's season depends on how much protection their diving little toerags get from referees. If they get wise to it, they're shagged. If they have Fabregas attempting to replace Vieira, they're shagged.

Hopefully they'll be shagged, arrogant tossers.

COME ON THE ARSENAL.

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07-17-2006, 03:57 PM	#525 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	Dude..id have done more than headbutt, if he said that to me. __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

07-21-2006, 05:05 PM	#528 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Charlton striker Darren Bent is set to miss the start of the new season - after slicing his hand open making a sandwich. Silly Bent could be ruled out for up to six weeks after cutting his hand while chopping bread and onions. There were fears that the England striker had sliced open a tendon but those fears were allayed after a visit to hospital, though the cut is still deep enough to make full-contact football dangerous. He now looks likely to miss Charlton's first few games and could even be a doubt for England's friendly with Greece next month. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

07-17-2006, 03:38 PM	#523 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	The Truth Behind That Head-Butt. (Please be aware the content may be distressing to some readers) Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said "If you want my shirt so bad you can have it" Materazzi responded "I dont want your shirt you m*** f*. you're a f** old man" As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse "You should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f** has-been". "M* f*! your mum is a f** muslim terrorist and you are too. F* you old man f* you", "old man, this arena is not for you anymore m* f. Your sister is a whore and the whole Italian team has f* her", "f* off you bald c*nt" Zidane carries on jogging away smirking "Wouldn't be surprised if all your family are Manchester City fans" It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.

07-17-2006, 05:09 PM	#527 (permalink)
_Spinning_ Inexplicably Back Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 830	Haha. That's brilliant. However, I highly doubt that anyone related to someone with such skill on the field would like Manchester City.