The English Football Thread

Sneer · 05-17-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

i have to agree, i would have preffered to see 11 vs. 11, it was a great match up until then, arsenal played great....it's not fair, but that's football, the goaly was a twat for doing that....it was his fault and noone elses...

it was rash goalkeeping granted, but Lehmann has been outstanding all season and he got caught by the occasion. He's only human.

adidasss · 05-17-2006, 05:18 PM

hahahahahha.....yeah right, it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact you're english ( and yes, you're english )....please people...

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-21-2006, 10:49 AM

Watford 3 : 0 up against Leeds with 10 mins to go so it looks like they`ll be in the Premiership next season.

Good , I f*cking hate Leeds

In other news Dennis Wise is the new Swindon manager

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-27-2006, 03:46 PM

Well that celebrity football match was a bit of a mindfuck.

'Gullit to Maradona to Michael Greco'

HUH???

Still at least they played 2 tracks off the new Primal Scream album over the montage at the end

right-track · 06-03-2006, 09:06 AM

Half-Time: England 4 Jamaica 0

Yes it's only a friendly and Jamaica look as though they have been at the ganja, so no surprises there.
The purpose of this game is to play a team similar to Trinidad and Tobago as practice for our opening World Cup match. Point being, is that we already know Trinidad and Tobago are crap, so why on earth are England wasting their time and effort playing shite teams like Jamaica?

Wouldn't it be better playing friendlies against harder teams, for the bigger games later on in the tournament?
Games like this just help justify players like Crouch (who apparently is "playing well") being in the England team.
The first decent back four this freak has to play against, will make him look like a rank amateur.

TrampInaTux · 06-03-2006, 09:30 AM

Such a pointless game. I like Crouch being in the England team, it provides comedy value in boring matches. Lampard's goal was quality.

What the hell are the Jamaicans doing? They aren't even trying to challenge for the ball, it seems. And they are right arrogant bastards aswell. Mind you, I'd be pretty annoyed if the whole team had smoked all the **** before the game, and had not left any for the end (where they will need it the most, judging by the score)

In other news, it's now 5-0. The Crouch robot is the most cringeworthy thing ever.

right-track · 06-03-2006, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by hobojesus

The Crouch robot is the most cringeworthy thing ever.

Nothing a high powered rifle with telescopic sights can't fix.

TrampInaTux · 06-03-2006, 09:43 AM

Is it just me who laughs whenever the camera goes onto him? Look at his arms! He waves whenever he passes the ball, which is a rare thing for him to do because he's usually busy falling over/giving the ball to the opposition/generally making an arse out of himself. I'm Peter Crouch's number one fan, and if England do terrible in the World Cup this year then at least I will have a good laugh!

right-track · 06-03-2006, 09:46 AM

He's just ballooned a penalty over the bar.
Jesus H Christ... God help us if we have to go to penalties.

TrampInaTux · 06-03-2006, 09:53 AM

It is a bit pointless having Crouch on the team, all jokes aside... the other players treat him like a retard. It's like when you was a child and you'd play with all your Dad's friends, and they would all pass the ball to you and pretend that you was doing really well. Remind me, how did he get into the England squad? Was that ever brought up?

05-17-2006, 05:18 PM	#502 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	hahahahahha.....yeah right, it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact you're english ( and yes, you're english )....please people... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

05-21-2006, 10:49 AM	#503 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Watford 3 : 0 up against Leeds with 10 mins to go so it looks like they`ll be in the Premiership next season. Good , I fcking hate Leeds In other news Dennis Wise is the new Swindon manager __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.*

05-27-2006, 03:46 PM	#504 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Well that celebrity football match was a bit of a mindfuck. 'Gullit to Maradona to Michael Greco' HUH??? Still at least they played 2 tracks off the new Primal Scream album over the montage at the end __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

06-03-2006, 09:06 AM	#505 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Half-Time: England 4 Jamaica 0 Yes it's only a friendly and Jamaica look as though they have been at the ganja, so no surprises there. The purpose of this game is to play a team similar to Trinidad and Tobago as practice for our opening World Cup match. Point being, is that we already know Trinidad and Tobago are crap, so why on earth are England wasting their time and effort playing shite teams like Jamaica? Wouldn't it be better playing friendlies against harder teams, for the bigger games later on in the tournament? Games like this just help justify players like Crouch (who apparently is "playing well") being in the England team. The first decent back four this freak has to play against, will make him look like a rank amateur.

06-03-2006, 09:30 AM	#506 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Such a pointless game. I like Crouch being in the England team, it provides comedy value in boring matches. Lampard's goal was quality. What the hell are the Jamaicans doing? They aren't even trying to challenge for the ball, it seems. And they are right arrogant bastards aswell. Mind you, I'd be pretty annoyed if the whole team had smoked all the **** before the game, and had not left any for the end (where they will need it the most, judging by the score) In other news, it's now 5-0. The Crouch robot is the most cringeworthy thing ever.

06-03-2006, 09:43 AM	#508 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Is it just me who laughs whenever the camera goes onto him? Look at his arms! He waves whenever he passes the ball, which is a rare thing for him to do because he's usually busy falling over/giving the ball to the opposition/generally making an arse out of himself. I'm Peter Crouch's number one fan, and if England do terrible in the World Cup this year then at least I will have a good laugh!

06-03-2006, 09:46 AM	#509 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	He's just ballooned a penalty over the bar. Jesus H Christ... God help us if we have to go to penalties.

06-03-2006, 09:53 AM	#510 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	It is a bit pointless having Crouch on the team, all jokes aside... the other players treat him like a retard. It's like when you was a child and you'd play with all your Dad's friends, and they would all pass the ball to you and pretend that you was doing really well. Remind me, how did he get into the England squad? Was that ever brought up?