The English Football Thread

jackhammer · 02-07-2010, 07:47 PM

Ann Summers has brought out a new lubricant called KY Terry.

It's designed to help you slip in the box more easily.

Chelsea wherever you may be
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
His Dad deals coke
And his Mum steals tea
He cried when he missed a penalty.

Chelsea wherever you may be
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
He cannot shoot
And he can't ****ing pass
But he'll take your missus up the arse.

Daktari · 02-08-2010, 10:28 AM

Ok, Burnley are still alive. Wow, they needed that one. Hopefully this might be the start of a last minute turn around.

That's what happens when you get a bit of Royalty in town...

Unknown Soldier · 02-10-2010, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Daktari

Ok, Burnley are still alive. Wow, they needed that one. Hopefully this might be the start of a last minute turn around.

That's what happens when you get a bit of Royalty in town...

I think after yesterday`s 3:0 defeat its back to normal again for Burnley, their away record is just terrible and they haven`t got a great points advantage over the bottom three, to just rely on their home record.

For the record, I would actually like them to stay up and it would great to see some scabby eastenders like West Ham go down instead.

goodfoot · 02-17-2010, 12:10 PM

west ham are more a footballing entity than burnley, bolton, blackburn, etc, any of the pish from the surrounding area, they have very loyal, passionate fans, that make home games at upton park special occasions, and deserve better than fighting relegation every year..

Unknown Soldier · 02-17-2010, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goodfoot

west ham are more a footballing entity than burnley, bolton, blackburn, etc, any of the pish from the surrounding area, they have very loyal, passionate fans, that make home games at upton park special occasions, and deserve better than fighting relegation every year..

A lot of clubs have loyal passionate fans but that alone isn`t a reason to like them.

right-track · 02-17-2010, 01:17 PM

goodfoot only likes West Ham because of the loyalist connection, which is even less of a reason to like them.

TheCunningStunt · 02-17-2010, 02:24 PM

I really enjoyed the massacre in Milan, unlucky for it not to be 3-1. I just hope we can finish them off at OT.

When they got the second goal I was a bit like

I'm sure that's what I'll be like for the home leg, except I'll actually be there. So it'll be biting the nails instead of hiding behind the couch. Confident we can do it, but it's not a formality.

Unknown Soldier · 02-17-2010, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

I really enjoyed the massacre in Milan, unlucky for it not to be 3-1. I just hope we can finish them off at OT.

When they got the second goal I was a bit like

I'm sure that's what I'll be like for the home leg, except I'll actually be there. So it'll be biting the nails instead of hiding behind the couch. Confident we can do it, but it's not a formality.

Can you really see AC Milan winning by two clear goals at Old Trafford.

Bulldog · 02-17-2010, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

Can you really see AC Milan winning by two clear goals at Old Trafford.

Exactly.

Your lot are through to the quarters, no doubt about it.

goodfoot · 02-17-2010, 02:56 PM

west ham have passionate fans, but it's not just about that, they have a great tradition with top flight football in england, going back to (dare i mention it) 1966, there was a few west ham players in that team, don't know how many, but i could mention two, not just that, they try to play football, and have had some great players over recent years, and their youth system is second to none, and there football strips are always pretty natty....

02-07-2010, 07:47 PM	#2271 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Ann Summers has brought out a new lubricant called KY Terry. It's designed to help you slip in the box more easily. Chelsea wherever you may be Don't leave your wife with John Terry His Dad deals coke And his Mum steals tea He cried when he missed a penalty. Chelsea wherever you may be Don't leave your wife with John Terry He cannot shoot And he can't ****ing pass But he'll take your missus up the arse. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

02-08-2010, 10:28 AM	#2272 (permalink)
Daktari Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Originally from Lancashire, England, lived near Largs, Scotland and now live in Rocky Face, Georgia Posts: 154	Ok, Burnley are still alive. Wow, they needed that one. Hopefully this might be the start of a last minute turn around. That's what happens when you get a bit of Royalty in town...

02-17-2010, 12:10 PM	#2274 (permalink)
goodfoot Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: scotland Posts: 408	west ham are more a footballing entity than burnley, bolton, blackburn, etc, any of the pish from the surrounding area, they have very loyal, passionate fans, that make home games at upton park special occasions, and deserve better than fighting relegation every year..

02-17-2010, 01:17 PM	#2276 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	goodfoot only likes West Ham because of the loyalist connection, which is even less of a reason to like them.

02-17-2010, 02:24 PM	#2277 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	I really enjoyed the massacre in Milan, unlucky for it not to be 3-1. I just hope we can finish them off at OT. When they got the second goal I was a bit like I'm sure that's what I'll be like for the home leg, except I'll actually be there. So it'll be biting the nails instead of hiding behind the couch. Confident we can do it, but it's not a formality.

02-17-2010, 02:56 PM	#2280 (permalink)
goodfoot Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: scotland Posts: 408	west ham have passionate fans, but it's not just about that, they have a great tradition with top flight football in england, going back to (dare i mention it) 1966, there was a few west ham players in that team, don't know how many, but i could mention two, not just that, they try to play football, and have had some great players over recent years, and their youth system is second to none, and there football strips are always pretty natty....