"From the backside"...

"They have to open holes"...

rollerjam and slamball are my only experience with sports viewing

You've never seen Space Jam?

never heard of it

Michael Jordan is a furry trying to hit on a female analogue of Bugs Bunny and they play basketball with aliens or something.

:eek:

God damn it, America.

who's michael jordan

The only sport I watch is women's tennis. It's just more fun to watch for me than men's tennis. Watching Roger Federer and Nadal smack the ball back and forth for 4 hours straight with average ball speed of 9000 mph gets old after a while. Seems to me like there's a bit more variety in women's tennis exactly because they don't just rocket the ball back and forth at impossible speeds.

A furry. We covered this.

That's why women's tennis is boring though. It's so much slower. Watching Novak Djokovic lunge like a snake across the entire court in half a second to return an unreturnable meteor serve and then make it do things physics should frown upon is simply amazing.