Wild Wrestling Promos

William_the_Bloody · 09-05-2016, 10:05 PM

I haven't watched wrestling in years but I grew up on it, and the one thing that makes it great are the promos. So post your favourite promos hear.

I can't find the infamous "the beat goes on" Macho Man promo, so in tribute to one of the great late wrestlers of out time, I'll cheat and give you slim jims.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-05-2016, 10:07 PM

This is my new fav thread.

Blank. · 09-05-2016, 10:25 PM

OMG! Where do I begin? Stone Cold was so good at promos that he made the ****iest promos decent. Just look at his WWF debut.

Mick Foley was an underrated promo guy.

When Cena was still a rapper, he was the best at promos.

But no one can cut a promo like PAUL ****ING HEYMAN!!!!!

Shall I choose my favorite ECW and WCW ones as well?

William_the_Bloody · 09-06-2016, 12:10 AM

^ Above good ones!

I have to say my favourite promo cutter in wrestling was Shawn Michaels when he was a heel in the 90's, and then when he finally came back to Canada.

Up here, we all secretly loved Shawn, but boy did we eevvveerrr f'n hate him to!!!

Shawn finally returning to Montreal years after the infamous screw job.

Norg · 09-06-2016, 12:15 AM

Norg · 09-06-2016, 12:19 AM

Blank. · 09-06-2016, 01:36 AM

I was going through some of my favorite ECW promos, and it makes me sad that I can't find the really good ones on youtube.

So more Steve Austin promos.

It makes me sad that I can't post the Jerry Lawler's promo on ECW. Such a great promo. I wish I could of found Tommy Dreamer's promo on Lawler and Cornette after they ruptured his testicles. Or the promo where Bubba Ray Dudley offers up the tag team titles to The Eliminators and then says that they are The Eliminator, "bitches."

It seems like some great promos can only be seen on the WWE Network.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-06-2016, 07:52 AM

Best.

Blank. · 09-06-2016, 08:48 AM

^ Lolololol

Booker T is the best.

William_the_Bloody · 09-07-2016, 12:39 AM

The Harlem Heat were awesome!

WCW, I loved Scott Steiner. If wrestling is about showing off your testosterone fueled male dominance than the Big Booty Daddy takes the cake.

09-05-2016, 10:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
William_the_Bloody Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Sunnydale Cemetary Posts: 2,093	Wild Wrestling Promos I haven't watched wrestling in years but I grew up on it, and the one thing that makes it great are the promos. So post your favourite promos hear. I can't find the infamous "the beat goes on" Macho Man promo, so in tribute to one of the great late wrestlers of out time, I'll cheat and give you slim jims.

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Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	OMG! Where do I begin? Stone Cold was so good at promos that he made the **iest promos decent. Just look at his WWF debut. Mick Foley was an underrated promo guy. When Cena was still a rapper, he was the best at promos. But no one can cut a promo like PAUL **ING HEYMAN!!!!! Shall I choose my favorite ECW and WCW ones as well?

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William_the_Bloody Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Sunnydale Cemetary Posts: 2,093	^ Above good ones! I have to say my favourite promo cutter in wrestling was Shawn Michaels when he was a heel in the 90's, and then when he finally came back to Canada. Up here, we all secretly loved Shawn, but boy did we eevvveerrr f'n hate him to!!! Shawn finally returning to Montreal years after the infamous screw job.

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Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	I was going through some of my favorite ECW promos, and it makes me sad that I can't find the really good ones on youtube. So more Steve Austin promos. It makes me sad that I can't post the Jerry Lawler's promo on ECW. Such a great promo. I wish I could of found Tommy Dreamer's promo on Lawler and Cornette after they ruptured his testicles. Or the promo where Bubba Ray Dudley offers up the tag team titles to The Eliminators and then says that they are The Eliminator, "bitches." It seems like some great promos can only be seen on the WWE Network.

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Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	^ Lolololol Booker T is the best.

09-07-2016, 12:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
William_the_Bloody Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Sunnydale Cemetary Posts: 2,093	The Harlem Heat were awesome! WCW, I loved Scott Steiner. If wrestling is about showing off your testosterone fueled male dominance than the Big Booty Daddy takes the cake.