**** the New England Patriots!
 

They threw away their perfect season, Bill Belichick cheats, and Tom Brady looks like he used to be in a boy band.


http://i.imgur.com/tHGcL2h.jpg


And here's a picture of Brady crying like a little bitch.

**** Danzig.

You're from Bum****, Kansas. Why are you here?

Are you at least going to call the Patriots back, Bat?

My parents are both from New England, and we own a house out there that we use in the summer. Also I may be from Kansas, but I do live in the 75th richest county in the United States, so suck it.

Wow, high class people from Kansas must be like, third class people everywhere else. That's pretty good all things considered.

One more headed our way.

http://cdn.geardiary.com/wp-content/...ings-IIHIH.jpg

You know, the first time I ever really sat down and watched a football game all the way through, it was a New England Patriots' game... where they were stomped into the ground by the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XXXI. They might not have been the same team they are now, but I can still look back on that memory and smile.

I watched that game with Lin in the Phoenix Airport. It wasn't quite a stomping but those two kickoff returns did seal the deal for the Packers and earned Desmond Howard the MVP.

Ancient history though. As of right this minute the Pats are the champs! Green Bay who?

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibti...?itok=4DQSlwz1

^^^

WTF is that look on Tom Brady's face? I can't quite put my finger on why, but it feels like that look should be reserved only for middle-aged women politely listening to stories being told by people they don't particularly like at boring dinner parties.

It's "I'm gonna be f*cking this in a couple of hours".

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...e-Bundchen.jpg

If anything that looks more like, "I'm gonna have to go home soon and listen to a narcissistic super model talk about herself after I just won the biggest game of the year."


http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibti...?itok=4DQSlwz1


Seriously, I remember a few years ago when he had a knee injury or something, Giselle having him carry a bunch of ****---leg clearly bandaged or in a cast or whatever it was---while walking on an icy road. She was carrying nothing.

You have nothing. Nothing.

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/En....jl.010514.jpg

Tom Brady vs. Batlord. Place your bets everyone. Not to who wins, but how long it takes before Batty is knocked out by a 6'4" 36 year-old who goes to sleep at 8:30, and continues practicing till the superbowl ends, even if the patriots don't make it. I'm betting 2 seconds.

All I gotta do is wait till his wife goes shopping, then he'll be too busy being crushed under the weight of a metric ton of designer clothing to put up much of a fight.

Tom Brady has cannons for arms. What will happen is, you'll come up to him unloading groceries, start talking ****, and he'll throw the groceries through a window of his house. The groceries will miraculously land in the kitchen unharmed. The window will be broken, but it will be fine, he doesn't care if there's a draft, he's a machine in the cold.

Dude, he would never "throw" his wife's stuff. She'd pull his balls out of her purse and stomp them.

Am I the only one who doesn't think she's that hot?

She's hot. She has a very unique look though.

http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/592x888/...1may11_rex.jpg

No. Don't get me wrong, she's certainly attractive, but in that super model kinda way where they're striking, but without necessarily being sexy.

Like I said, they'll be miraculously unharmed.

No one gives a ****.

Do you even know what football is?

The feeling you experience when I kick you in the balls.Foot.Balls.

Kicking is not on the list of things I would like for you to do to my balls.

Back to Tom Brady.

God damn it, are we still caring about this? It's been two months since the Super Bowl. Get over it.

I still have a good solid month of afterglow left.

Nationalism can be so obnoxious. I don't see why we have to restrict it to New England though.

You worship Captain Beefheart, I worship Tom Brady.

Question is, what does the Bat worship?

the closest thing that let's him penetrate it.

Just gonna quote my post in the Snog, Shag, Marry, or Avoid thread...

The Bat.