**** the New England Patriots!
 

They threw away their perfect season, Bill Belichick cheats, and Tom Brady looks like he used to be in a boy band.


http://i.imgur.com/tHGcL2h.jpg


And here's a picture of Brady crying like a little bitch.

**** Danzig.

You're from Bum****, Kansas. Why are you here?

Are you at least going to call the Patriots back, Bat?

My parents are both from New England, and we own a house out there that we use in the summer. Also I may be from Kansas, but I do live in the 75th richest county in the United States, so suck it.

Wow, high class people from Kansas must be like, third class people everywhere else. That's pretty good all things considered.

One more headed our way.

http://cdn.geardiary.com/wp-content/...ings-IIHIH.jpg

You know, the first time I ever really sat down and watched a football game all the way through, it was a New England Patriots' game... where they were stomped into the ground by the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XXXI. They might not have been the same team they are now, but I can still look back on that memory and smile.

I watched that game with Lin in the Phoenix Airport. It wasn't quite a stomping but those two kickoff returns did seal the deal for the Packers and earned Desmond Howard the MVP.

Ancient history though. As of right this minute the Pats are the champs! Green Bay who?

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibti...?itok=4DQSlwz1

^^^

WTF is that look on Tom Brady's face? I can't quite put my finger on why, but it feels like that look should be reserved only for middle-aged women politely listening to stories being told by people they don't particularly like at boring dinner parties.