Tebow

TheBig3 · 01-08-2012, 09:54 PM

I cannot stop dancing. Also, Jesus 1. Rapist 0. I love that he took that fat SOB out in the wildcard.

**Janszoon** · 01-08-2012, 09:57 PM

Some random guy was trying to talk to me about Tebow at my local pizza place tonight. Who the hell is he?

TheBig3 · 01-08-2012, 09:58 PM

He's the QB for Denver. He also happens to be the heir apparent to Jesus Christ.

**Janszoon** · 01-08-2012, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3

He's the QB for Denver. He also happens to be the heir apparent to Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I guess I can imagine people screaming "Tebow" when they're having sex or when they drop something heavy on their foot.

CanwllCorfe · 01-09-2012, 10:10 AM

Steelers time of possession: 31:06
Passing yards: 316
Yards per completion: 31.6
TV rating for last 15 minutes (including the game winning catch): 31.6

His coach: John. The team's executive vice president: John.

WHERE'S YOUR NON-GOD NOW ATHEIST SCUM?!

The Batlord · 01-09-2012, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

Broncos time of possession: 31:06
Passing yards: 316
Yards per completion: 31.6

His coach: John. The team's executive vice president: John.

WHERE'S YOUR NON-GOD NOW ATHEIST SCUM?!

Not wasting his time with football when there are starving children and sad puppies.

TheBig3 · 01-09-2012, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

Broncos time of possession: 31:06
Passing yards: 316
Yards per completion: 31.6

His coach: John. The team's executive vice president: John.

WHERE'S YOUR NON-GOD NOW ATHEIST SCUM?!

Ha! Thats awesome.

They may not win a shoot-out with the Pats (who already stuffed them this season) but the Pats defensive line is so terrible they might have a shot. I think Brady is playing too angry to be beaten though. If the offensive is on he's money. Did you see his Gronking the last time they played? Angry.

midnight rain · 01-09-2012, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

Broncos time of possession: 31:06
Passing yards: 316
Yards per completion: 31.6

His coach: John. The team's executive vice president: John.

WHERE'S YOUR NON-GOD NOW ATHEIST SCUM?!

That was the Steelers time of possession. And there's no way his yards per pass play was 31.6. No way.

CanwllCorfe · 01-09-2012, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Tuna

That was the Steelers time of possession. And there's no way his yards per pass play was 31.6. No way.

I got it all from someone else, so I shall definitely revise it. But that is in fact the right number for the yards stat. After doing some research, I also found out that the TV rating for the last 15 minutes (including the catch) was a 31.6.

EDIT: Just for the record, I don't think they're anything special. I imagine next week there will be no amazing statistics and they'll probably lose. Badly.

Thom Yorke · 01-09-2012, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

I got it all from someone else, so I shall definitely revise it. But that is in fact the right number for the yards stat. After doing some research, I also found out that the TV rating for the last 15 minutes (including the catch) was a 31.6.

Nah, you were right. Yards per completion was 31.6. He only completed 10 passes. Eerie.

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