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Old 09-27-2011, 09:26 PM   #31 (permalink)
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It's a damn big upset, but nothing will top Jets over Colts in Super Bowl III.
That's really apples and oranges. The Bills had the 5th largest losing streak against one team with 15 vs. the Pats. We actually own the record with 20 against the Dolphins back in the 70's. For Bills fans, that's what made it such a momentous occasion.
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Old 09-27-2011, 11:28 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Week 4

1. Green Bay Packers- They hip, they hop, they hippity hop and they don't stop!

2. New Orleans Saints- Anyone else still wanna question me for having them this high at the beginning of the season? :p

3. New England Patriots- Tom Brady is now vincable.... whatever that means.

4. Detroit Lions- Packers v Lions... my game of the year to look forward to.

5. Buffalo Bills- 6-0 heading into the bye week...? It it more than possible. Just don't overlook a not terrible Bengals team.

6. Baltimore Ravens- Again, who is the real team? And we got no answers by them destroying a hapless Rams team.

7. Houston Texans- They can hang with the big boys... now they just gotta beat him.

8. San Diego Chargers- Not a good sign they almost lost to a pathetic Chiefs team... at home no less. T-minus 4 months to Norv's last game.

9. New York Jets- What do the defense and Mark Sanchez's nose have in common? They're both broken!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10. Pittsburgh Steelers- Que the "It's not that great because Peyton didn't play yet again and these Colts would finish somewhere in the middle of the Big East." cries.

11. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- They arn't winning pretty, but they're winning. The question is will they be able to keep up with the Saints' explosive offense?

12. New York Giants- They're playing well and are not that healthy right now. How good will they be once they get everyone back?

13. Oakland Raiders- Curb stopped and out Jeted the Jets. The Chargers better watch their back...

14. Dallas Cowboys- Tony Romo was amazing... in leading his team to 6 field goals and a win. Yay?

15. Washington Redskins- The defense played OK, but the offense needs to score more than 16 points to give them a chance.

16. Atlanta Falcons- I really don't know with these guys. For now, we'll keep them right in the middle of the pack.

17. Philadelphia Eagles- It's good news that Vick's hand is only bruised. But the team has underachieved overall.

18. Tennessee Titans- Matt Hasselbeck is giving them competent and consistent QB play. Jake Locker who?

19. Chicago Bears- Even I feel sorry for what Jay Cutler has to go through every game.

20. Cleveland Browns- A good Browns team will make the AFC North better than the typical Ravens/Steelers race each and every season.

21. San Francisco 49ers- Yes. The best team in the NFC West is ranked 21st... but what's new?

22. Arizona Cardinals- I think they can be really good next year.... if they hold on to Fitz.

23. Carlina Panthers- Cam Newton throws for 400 yards and they lose. Cam Newton throws for less than 200 yards and they win. Take note, Panthers coaching staff.

24. Seattle Seahawks- I didn't expect them to win that one. But still, it's not gonna be pretty this season.

25. St. Louis Rams- They're 0-3, but I still believe they are easily the best team in that division when they're healthy.

26. Denver Broncos- So the defense is getting there. Now, about that offense....

27. Jacksonville Jaguars- In a few years, they'll be Los Angeles' problem/mediocre football team.

28. Miami Dolphins- It's hard to imagine them having to compete with the rest of the now beastly AFC East.

29. Cincinnati Bengals- I don't think they're terrible, and I'm sure Marvin Lewis will keep his job after the season. (Somehow...)

30. Kansas City Chiefs- They tried versus the Chargers. I call it a moral victory.

31. Minnesota Vikings- Insert pun about dome roof and 2nd half collapses, Here: __________

32. Indianapolis Colts- Time to start Operation: Suck for (Andrew) Luck...?
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Old 09-28-2011, 06:51 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I honestly didn't think I would ever see a day when I would put both the Detroit Lions AND the Buffalo Bills in the top 5 teams in the NFL while the Indianapolis Colts are the worst team. But...that day has come.
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Old 09-28-2011, 07:02 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I honestly didn't think I would ever see a day when I would put both the Detroit Lions AND the Buffalo Bills in the top 5 teams in the NFL while the Indianapolis Colts are the worst team. But...that day has come.
You do realize that teams really only shape up the 2nd half of the season. The ones that start off hot will more than likely fade and when it comes playoff time all bets are off. Statistics, records, and all of that other junk goes out the window. Back to my point though..the second half of the season the experienced seasoned, and well coached teams persevere. Mostly due in part because they have learned how to game plan around the beginners luck teams. Then the real excitment starts
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Old 09-29-2011, 08:21 PM   #35 (permalink)
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You do realize that teams really only shape up the 2nd half of the season. The ones that start off hot will more than likely fade and when it comes playoff time all bets are off. Statistics, records, and all of that other junk goes out the window. Back to my point though..the second half of the season the experienced seasoned, and well coached teams persevere. Mostly due in part because they have learned how to game plan around the beginners luck teams. Then the real excitment starts
The Packers are starting off hot. Are they going to fade?
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The Packers are starting off hot. Are they going to fade?
Honestly...I didnt think the Packers would go all the way last year and got proven wrong. I still dont know how they manage to be as good as they are with the squad they have. Im just not an Aaron Rogers fan..no particular reason why just dont like him. If Cam Newtons throwing for over 400 yards against your D though you may want to address some issues in your secondary. Whats going to happen when they face a team thats actually good? As of yet I dont see where they have played a team of any caliber. They Chicago rematch last Sunday was a joke cause we all know the Bears have issues with their offensive line and a lot of other areas as well. Im not sold on Green Bay but maybe I just dont like them as a team. I never liked Farve so maybe theres a lasting resentment for them as well. Who knows
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Honestly...I didnt think the Packers would go all the way last year and got proven wrong. I still dont know how they manage to be as good as they are with the squad they have. Im just not an Aaron Rogers fan..no particular reason why just dont like him. If Cam Newtons throwing for over 400 yards against your D though you may want to address some issues in your secondary. Whats going to happen when they face a team thats actually good? As of yet I dont see where they have played a team of any caliber. They Chicago rematch last Sunday was a joke cause we all know the Bears have issues with their offensive line and a lot of other areas as well. Im not sold on Green Bay but maybe I just dont like them as a team. I never liked Farve so maybe theres a lasting resentment for them as well. Who knows
I say the Saints win was a good one. The Saints are probably the 2nd best team in the NFC and Green Bay soundly beat them, despite the closeness of the final score.
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You could could make an argument there that was a solid victory but...ehh. Im still not buying it. But I guess we'll all eventually find out...in the mean time. I'll somehow try an make it as a Cowboy fan. Even though my hopes are pretty feeble as long as Romo's our Q.B. Might not have to worry bout him to much after sundays game with Endomican Suh lol.
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1. Packers - Aaron Rodgers is my Fantasy QB. I was rollin' in the points.
2. Saints - Drew Brees. That guy's pretty good.
3. Patriots - Who's this Ridley guy? Since when do the Pats have a running game?
4. Lions - That was one of the sweetest comebacks I've seen in a while.
5. Texans - They beat an honestly awful Pittsburgh team. Congrats.
6. Ravens - Well, their defense is brutal.
7. Chargers - lol
8. Bills - A foolish loss against the Bengals. I still have faith in them.
9. 49ers - These guys might actually be legit.
10. Redskins - I can't believe I'm saying this.
11. Buccaneers - Some shaky wins, but they're still 3-1.
12. Giants - Can't believe I'm saying this either.
13. Falcons - They need to be more consistent
14. Bears - Barely beating Carolina? Haha.
15. Titans - That 3-1 record is deceiving, but they're doing pretty well with Hasselbeck.
16. Jets - They are sucking it up lately.
17. Raiders - Well...they did okay against the Pats I guess.
18. Eagles - Damn it.
19. Cowboys - Way to blow that lead, guys.
20. Bengals - How are they winning games? I just don't get it.
21. Panthers - They have been so close on multiple occasions now.
22. Browns - Where's Peyton Hillis?
23. Cardinals - Three straight losses. Shame.
24. Steelers - The fact that I'm putting the Cardinals over them shows how horrible they've been playing lately.
25. Jaguars - Ew, ew, ew
26. Broncos - Whyyyyy won't they play Tebow?
27. Vikings - There's not much hope for this team.
28. Chiefs - Hey, they won a game!
29. Dolphins - No Henne? Oh dear.
30. Rams - Bradford is just not that good.
31. Seahawks - Despite Jackson having a decent game, they still can't get wins.
32. Colts - Decent enough defense. Horrific offense.
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Week 4


1. Green Bay Packers- The offense is unstoppable, but the defense needs to pick it up.

2. Detroit Lions- To quote Sabres' play-by-play announcer Rick Jeanerette: "These guys are good! Scary good!"

3. New Orleans Saints- Starting to separate themselves from the rest of the NFC South

4. Baltimore Ravens- Maybe the defense isn't too old...

5. New England Patriots- The defense isn't fixed, and Mayo being injured won't help either.

6. Houston Texans- Let's see how good they are with Andre Johnson injured for a few weeks.

7. San Diego Chargers- Too close to losing to an inferior Dolphins team and the shakiest team in the top tier of the league.

8. Tennessee Titans- The real Music City Miracle is how good they are without Chris Johnson doing squat.

9. Buffalo Bills- The offense was limited against a very good defense. Can they rebound and learn from this loss?

10. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Such an ugly team to watch, but they win.

11. San Francisco 49ers- I'm a believer... at least in the NFC West.

12. New York Giants- It's good to see a Manning playing well again.

13. Pittsburgh Steelers- The defense is aging like the Ravens, just not nearly as gracefully.

14. Dallas Cowboys- They are good, but they just can't seem to put it all together. Especially in the 4th quarter.

15. Washington Redskins- Starting to establish a running game, and that means the Shanahan plan is coming together.

16. Oakland Raiders- Penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties.

17. New York Jets- Speaking of old, bloated things that started in Baltimore...

18. Atlanta Falcons- At some point, they have to get their groove back... or will they?

19. Chicago Bears- Congrats to Devin Hester, the 2nd greatest special teams player of all time. If only the rest of your team actually could accomplish something...

20. Cincinnati Bengals- I told you they weren't that bad!

21. Philadelphia Eagles- Maybe a shootout with the Bills is the answer to their problems.

22. Arizona Cardinals- "The receiver gave himself up" my @$$.

23. Cleveland Browns- You have Peyton Hillis, why are you throwing 61 times?!?!?!?

24. Carolina Panthers- They're creeping back to respectability.

25. Jacksonville Jaguars- Blaine Gabbert can be really good when they have some actual receivers.

26. Denver Broncos- Dare I say that losing by 20+ to the Packers at home is respectable...?

27. Seattle Seahawks- Almost pulled off the comeback against the Falcons, so there are some encouraging signs of life.

28. Indianapolis Colts- Starting to figure out life after Manning and almost (should have) beat a very good Bucs team on the road.

29. Kansas City Chiefs- Beating the Vikings is like kicking a puppy with leukemia... it's easy, but does it really prove anything?

30. Miami Dolphins- Their long, national nightmare is finally over... in 12 games.

31. St. Louis Rams- Injuries, injuries, injuries...

32. Minnesota Vikings- They come from the land of ice and snow with the midnight sun and the football blows
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