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12-31-2012, 04:18 PM | #103 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Never mind the manager, when in doubt kick out the players who aren't pulling their weight. Cut out the deadwood, I say! Here's my latest pathetic attempt to get this team firing...
OUT Tim Krul. Hasn't kept a clean sheet for me in ages. Not looking likely to either. Vorm will be my main goalie, so a cheap'n'cheerful sub is Rudd from Reading I think. No idea, but he was less than four million. Probably never use him. OUT Johnson. Andy, Glen? Don't ask me. I think he was a sub anyway. Fecker did nothing for me. In with Mata, cue a broken leg for the guy... OUT Kevin Nolan and your bloody chicken goal celebration! In with Theo Walcott, come on ye gunners! OUT YaYa Toure. He's been on the fringes, got the odd goal but I hope his replacement, Arteta, will do the business for me in January. OUT with Fellaini, the little suspended thug. In with Robson-Kanu. Hey, he was cheap... Finally my patience has worn down to nothing. OUT with Benteke: he can score, but only if he gets within sight of the opposition net, which he hasn't done for three weeks now. In with Sammy Ameobi, who at least has a decent chance of scoring, or even assisting. Why do I even bother I ask myself? Well, tomorrow we'll know if this has made any difference at all (not bloody likely!) Now watch all the replaced players score!
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01-01-2013, 06:08 AM | #104 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: UK
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Ha, I've had a bit of an overhaul aswell.
Out yaya toure, another reason being the africa cup coming up, in with walcott, because sometimes a bandwagon can go places. Out with tevez, I don't like not knowing if he'll be played or not, in with lambert frees up some money.... Out with sterling, just too average, in with fellaini. Thug or not my fantasy team has no morals and he better deliver. Out with persie! Risky move..but I think ba is a suitable replacement, and frees up more cash. Out anonymous sub I had, in agger. Got to keep to the 2 liverpool player quota afterall, and agger is in form. |
02-24-2013, 04:01 PM | #108 (permalink) |
Melancholia Eternally
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: England
Posts: 5,018
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Meh, it had to be done. I'd made transfers in weeks previously so that I could bring him in. He was far too good for our defence, made an absolute mockery of our back line, which was poor to begin with.
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