The Kentucky Derby
 

5pm EST

I didnt bet on it this year, and didnt even know about it until a few moments ago. I looked at the horses and picked one with a sweet name and poor odds.
Flying Private 50-1.

Wasn't it yesterday? Its the first Saturday in May, correct?

Yeah, I definently turned on the tube and flicked through the channels and couldnt find it. I thought it was Sunday. Im retarded, I couldnt even get the right horse after the fact! Good Call.