You could try heroin. You don't even need a prescription.

your heroin suggestion might actually be more useful lol

Bout to throw your back out again, Mindy.

Don't lie. You're never careful.

Why don't you just try two days on, one day off like everyone else?

Genesis wasn't a workout routine, bro.

Does anyone else have a decent ab workout for people who ****ing hate doing abs? I keep reading "planks suck, bruh" so apparently that ain't it.

Get a job as a bouncer. Once you carry out a few dozen people too drunk to walk, those abs don't go away.

How can anyone hate doing abs? Those are like the easiest exercises ever.

You don't have a body part that's your least favorite?

I feel like it's a lot of burn and zero results.