The American Football Thread

SGR · 11-21-2022, 01:47 PM

How bout those CHIEFS?!

Plankton · 11-21-2022, 01:57 PM

I know there's at least one other person that shares your enthusiasm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iozI6SbZfn0

Side note:
Imagine a Canadian Fonzy though... Eyyyy, aye?

SGR · 11-21-2022, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I know there's at least one other person that shares your enthusiasm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iozI6SbZfn0

Side note:
Imagine a Canadian Fonzy though... Eyyyy, aye?

I'm mad jealous...of the Fonz that is

SGR · 11-21-2022, 03:25 PM

The Chiefs are 14 - 0 against divisional opponents on the road - Mahomes has never lost to a divisional opponent on the road. Craziness.

SGR · 11-26-2022, 04:05 PM

Sam Darnold is FINALLY starting again, thank god, Faker Mayfield has been a COMPLETE DISASTER for this GREAT Carolina team, VERY SAD!!

SGR · 11-27-2022, 10:53 PM

The Panthers won because OF COURSE THEY DID. They started Sam Darnold after someone in the organization finally got a lick of sense and decided to bench phoney fraud Faker Mayfield. The triumphant return of Sam Darnold saw the Panthers obliterate the sorry sad sack team known as the Denver Unlimiteds (historically the Denver Broncos). It was apparent to anyone who wasn't blind that though their namesake may lead you to believe otherwise, this Denver team is in fact very limited indeed. What happened to that vaunted Denver defense? Oh yeah, that's right, SD14 was at QB and he absolutely ripped through it like butter. Bucs lose the next one, Panthers win the next one, and Sam Darnold is the starting QB of the team winning the division of the NFC South. This is what happens when you count only the legal touchdowns and not FAKER's mail-in touchdowns!

SGR · 12-04-2022, 01:14 PM

Tom Brady and the Bucs lose tonight - and the Panthers win next week - and SAM DARNOLD WILL BE LEADING TOM BRADY IN THE DIVISION.

BassoonPlatoon · 12-27-2022, 05:55 PM

Tom Brady currently has a 4% chance of becoming an 8-Time Super Bowl Champion.

rubber soul · 12-28-2022, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by SGR

The Panthers won because OF COURSE THEY DID. They started Sam Darnold after someone in the organization finally got a lick of sense and decided to bench phoney fraud Faker Mayfield. The triumphant return of Sam Darnold saw the Panthers obliterate the sorry sad sack team known as the Denver Unlimiteds (historically the Denver Broncos). It was apparent to anyone who wasn't blind that though their namesake may lead you to believe otherwise, this Denver team is in fact very limited indeed. What happened to that vaunted Denver defense? Oh yeah, that's right, SD14 was at QB and he absolutely ripped through it like butter. Bucs lose the next one, Panthers win the next one, and Sam Darnold is the starting QB of the team winning the division of the NFC South. This is what happens when you count only the legal touchdowns and not FAKER's mail-in touchdowns!

I think the Los Angeles Rams would beg to differ

SGR · 12-28-2022, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

I think the Los Angeles Rams would beg to differ

That was a Christmas Day massacre. A performance so bad that the Waltons' decided to fire the head coach. But at this point, I think that Denver's defense just decided to give up. The amount of points they allowed was an outlier for the entire season - they've lost faith. It's not like the Rams have a great offense or anything, despite the fact that McVay is a talented head coach and playcaller. They lost to the Aints and the Cardinals after all.

Carolina wins this next game against the Bucs and their last game against the Aints and they're in the playoffs and have bounced Tom Brady. Tom Brady gave up his wife and kids to battle Sam Darnold to be the division leader in the worst division in football.

11-21-2022, 01:57 PM	#3472 (permalink)
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11-21-2022, 01:47 PM	#3471 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,325	How bout those CHIEFS?!

11-21-2022, 03:25 PM	#3474 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,325	The Chiefs are 14 - 0 against divisional opponents on the road - Mahomes has never lost to a divisional opponent on the road. Craziness.

11-26-2022, 04:05 PM	#3475 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,325	Sam Darnold is FINALLY starting again, thank god, Faker Mayfield has been a COMPLETE DISASTER for this GREAT Carolina team, VERY SAD!!

11-27-2022, 10:53 PM	#3476 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,325	The Panthers won because OF COURSE THEY DID. They started Sam Darnold after someone in the organization finally got a lick of sense and decided to bench phoney fraud Faker Mayfield. The triumphant return of Sam Darnold saw the Panthers obliterate the sorry sad sack team known as the Denver Unlimiteds (historically the Denver Broncos). It was apparent to anyone who wasn't blind that though their namesake may lead you to believe otherwise, this Denver team is in fact very limited indeed. What happened to that vaunted Denver defense? Oh yeah, that's right, SD14 was at QB and he absolutely ripped through it like butter. Bucs lose the next one, Panthers win the next one, and Sam Darnold is the starting QB of the team winning the division of the NFC South. This is what happens when you count only the legal touchdowns and not FAKER's mail-in touchdowns!

12-04-2022, 01:14 PM	#3477 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,325	Tom Brady and the Bucs lose tonight - and the Panthers win next week - and SAM DARNOLD WILL BE LEADING TOM BRADY IN THE DIVISION.