The American Football Thread

[Plankton]

Dam you, internet.

[OccultHawk]

Mora saying “playoffs” and Iverson saying “practice” are both so unforgettable.

[SGR]

Originally Posted by Plankton

lolyup

Can I get a name change over here?

Calm down now, even the Jehovah's Witnesses could've predicted a Bears playoff loss.

[Plankton]

It is a sad reality when the only thing that has made a person happy in weeks is the fact that he saw something and made a correct prediction about it only for said correct prediction to be minimalized and scoffed upon. I will commence to strive on in my miserable existence whilst trying to suppress this distastefulness.

And a good day to YOU, sir.

[OccultHawk]

Bama is favored by 8.5

I haven’t watched a single college football game this year

That said Ohio State has played 7 games and Bama 12

That’s five bye weeks!

Just by looking at the schedule and scores I’m taking Bama to win and beat the spread

[The Batlord]

If you're not gambling you don't need to worry about the spread.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

If you're not gambling you don't need to worry about the spread.

Think of it as non-alcoholic beer.

Well, that might be even worse.

I just think it’s meaningless to pick winners only unless it’s March Madness.

[OccultHawk]

New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick said in a statement Monday that he had turned down the opportunity to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Trump because of the “tragic events of last week,” a reference to the insurrection at the Capitol.

lulzzz

[OccultHawk]

Bama killed the spread.

That was the first NCAA football National Championship I didn’t watch.

Weird.

[SGR]

Who's got some straight up picks for Divisional Round weekend?

I've got

Packers
Ravens

Chiefs
Saints