I Officially Quit My Day Job To Become A Chiefs Fortune Teller
 

I Officially Quit My Day Job To Become A Kansas City Chiefs Win And Championship Fortune Teller

Book it nigga! I have a very very very bright future predicting future Kansas City Chiefs wins week by week, futures, and Super Bowl championships year after year.

We are seeing something very very very special with the Kansas City Chiefs. A manufactured dynasty in the making.

Hear Ye Hear Ye Bros and Sissettes!!! This will not just be a layup 3 peat. The way the Kansas City Chiefs magically "find ways to win" every game, every week, nigga; we're talking a ****ing 10-peat or more!

Predicting the Kansas City Chiefs to always win is a very very very lucrative income. Better than ****ing crypto or ****ing coding.

**** those bul**** jobs. I burned my coding computer in the microwave and invested in a crystal ball. A crystal ball I buy at fukcing amazon.

Buslhit Jobs and bul**** schools like my pretend school York University makes me feel very very very tired.

Every time I predict the Kansas City Chiefs to win, I look like ****ing Nostradamus. Very very very futuristic.

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yeah this thread can stay

I like the “manufactured dynasty in the making” part.

We were promised more manufacturing and maybe this is part of it.

Q: Are you a buyer of the officiating conspiracy favoring the Chiefs?

Nah, I’m not into any of that. I just enjoyed the OP’s humorous post—at least I think it was supposed to be funny.