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I imagine this is gospel but I’ve no idea who this ‘Jireh’ is.

This congregation, if it is one, sings so brilliantly they could almost make me a believer. I said almost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC-zw0zCCtg

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2210399)

Google is your friend.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah-jireh

Another biblical obscenity referencing a sado-masochist deity.

Got that right.
"Abraham!"
"Lord?"
"Do us a solid, would ya?"
"Sure, Lord, anything for you!"
"Sacrifice that kid of yours, yeah?"
"But.. but Lord!"
"You said anything, Abraham!"
"Uh, well, yeah I... guess I did."
"Get that knife of yours."
"Got it."
"Now raise it up and prepare to strike."
"Yes Lord (sorry son)"
Now - PSYCH! Got ya there Abraham me old mate! Oh my... er, me! You were really gonna do it! Guys! Guys! He was really gonna do it! You owe me a Coke!"
"NOT ****ing funny, Lord!"
"Ah, get a sense of humour, you useless mortal. Don't know why I bothered creating you in the first place. Tell you what: how do you fancy wandering in the desert for forty years? Eh? You like that? Cos I can do it..."