I imagine this is gospel but I’ve no idea who this ‘Jireh’ is.

Trollheart · 07-13-2022, 06:39 PM

Got that right.
"Abraham!"
"Lord?"
"Do us a solid, would ya?"
"Sure, Lord, anything for you!"
"Sacrifice that kid of yours, yeah?"
"But.. but Lord!"
"You said anything, Abraham!"
"Uh, well, yeah I... guess I did."
"Get that knife of yours."
"Got it."
"Now raise it up and prepare to strike."
"Yes Lord (sorry son)"
Now - PSYCH! Got ya there Abraham me old mate! Oh my... er, me! You were really gonna do it! Guys! Guys! He was really gonna do it! You owe me a Coke!"
"NOT ****ing funny, Lord!"
"Ah, get a sense of humour, you useless mortal. Don't know why I bothered creating you in the first place. Tell you what: how do you fancy wandering in the desert for forty years? Eh? You like that? Cos I can do it..."

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Got that right. "Abraham!" "Lord?" "Do us a solid, would ya?" "Sure, Lord, anything for you!" "Sacrifice that kid of yours, yeah?" "But.. but Lord!" "You said anything, Abraham!" "Uh, well, yeah I... guess I did." "Get that knife of yours." "Got it." "Now raise it up and prepare to strike." "Yes Lord (sorry son)" Now - PSYCH! Got ya there Abraham me old mate! Oh my... er, me! You were really gonna do it! Guys! Guys! He was really gonna do it! You owe me a Coke!" "NOT ***ing funny, Lord!" "Ah, get a sense of humour, you useless mortal. Don't know why I bothered creating you in the first place. Tell you what: how do you fancy wandering in the desert for forty years? Eh? You like that? Cos I can do it..." __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*