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Old 01-18-2020, 03:13 PM   #41 (permalink)
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But make the reviews sarcastic and passive aggressive.

Like, "I really love the way he uses 'fallacy' to mean something that it's never meant before. Where most would use the word 'lie' he reaches where most wouldn't dare and doesn't let dictionaries dictate his vocabulary."
I'm not sure he would get the sarcasm, there's the risk that he might actually take it as a compliment
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Old 01-18-2020, 03:16 PM   #42 (permalink)
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They're trying to be too clever. Just be childish dicks so his whole page will be a dumpster fire.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-18-2020, 03:17 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I'm not sure he would get the sarcasm, there's the risk that he might actually take it as a compliment
But that'd be even funnier.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-18-2020, 03:18 PM   #44 (permalink)
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No it wouldn't. Hurting his feelings is what's funny.
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Old 01-18-2020, 03:21 PM   #45 (permalink)
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No it wouldn't. Hurting his feelings is what's funny.
You're a very uncreative troll.


Can you imagine if you quotes a sarcastic review with a snide remark and puts it on his book like a badge of honor?
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Old 01-18-2020, 03:24 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Nobody would read it and he'd never know. I might not be creative but I'm far better than you at ****ting on things people care about until they can't take it anymore.
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