Ori's beautiful poetry

Plankton · 02-02-2018, 10:25 AM

Reminds me of a personal favorite:

Ode to Nancy Loo
by: my brother

*ahem*

You look good in skin tight jeans
Let me touch your jelly beans

Oriphiel · 04-28-2018, 10:38 AM

AesopHawk

I once knew a guy with a twelve inch wanger,
but his girlfriend's father wouldn't ever let him bang her.

After a year, she got a blue clit,
and rubbed herself off till it made her shit.

As for the guy, he did the same thing,
only instead of a clit he rubbed his ding-a-ling.

All his jizz came out in spurts,
and he came so much that it cured world thirst.

In the end, they never got a chance to fuck,
since they both were run over by a sentient truck.

Thus ends the story, and the moral, though crude,
is that life is too short to be a lame prude.

Don't be a gun without even a bullet.
If you want the dick, then find one and pull it.

OccultHawk · 04-28-2018, 11:06 AM

It’s true I’m a man with a very long pecker
If I can’t get it fair I’ll five knuckle deck her

I f ucked one bitch so hard she got cancer of the clit
She’s been dead for a year but I still hit that s hit

And when it’s my turn to die you can f uck my corpse too
Unless you are Christian or Arab or Jew

My j izz comes out mighty like Ori done told you
One ejaculation has fed all of Angola

By the time that I’m through there ain’t no bitch I won’t f uck
While you’re reading this poem you’re becoming my cuck

The moral of this story is simple and crude
I will get in yer bitch whether a whore or a prude

I love the pussy so much I can’t even stand it
I’m coming round your backdoor cause I’m a sexual bandit

02-02-2018, 10:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Reminds me of a personal favorite: Ode to Nancy Loo by: my brother ahem You look good in skin tight jeans Let me touch your jelly beans __________________ See location...

04-28-2018, 10:38 AM	#12 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	AesopHawk I once knew a guy with a twelve inch wanger, but his girlfriend's father wouldn't ever let him bang her. After a year, she got a blue clit, and rubbed herself off till it made her shit. As for the guy, he did the same thing, only instead of a clit he rubbed his ding-a-ling. All his jizz came out in spurts, and he came so much that it cured world thirst. In the end, they never got a chance to fuck, since they both were run over by a sentient truck. Thus ends the story, and the moral, though crude, is that life is too short to be a lame prude. Don't be a gun without even a bullet. If you want the dick, then find one and pull it. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

04-28-2018, 11:06 AM	#13 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	It’s true I’m a man with a very long pecker If I can’t get it fair I’ll five knuckle deck her I f ucked one bitch so hard she got cancer of the clit She’s been dead for a year but I still hit that s hit And when it’s my turn to die you can f uck my corpse too Unless you are Christian or Arab or Jew My j izz comes out mighty like Ori done told you One ejaculation has fed all of Angola By the time that I’m through there ain’t no bitch I won’t f uck While you’re reading this poem you’re becoming my cuck The moral of this story is simple and crude I will get in yer bitch whether a whore or a prude I love the pussy so much I can’t even stand it I’m coming round your backdoor cause I’m a sexual bandit __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html