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Urban Hat€monger ? 08-01-2005 06:10 PM

Ode To The Woman I Love
 
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

bobinatcat 08-01-2005 06:34 PM

yes...so what are we supposed to say

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-01-2005 06:40 PM

Whatever you like

I didn`t write it

bobinatcat 08-01-2005 06:52 PM

knob of butter hey

sleepy jack 08-02-2005 03:06 AM

Spinal Tap!

Josephine 08-02-2005 04:53 AM

Yeah, Big Bottom...

bobinatcat 08-02-2005 08:05 AM

Rock and Roll (Joe from Family Guy sitting in bed next to Bonnie watching Steven Segal movies, and wakes her up..)


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