Sounds like you're making an excuse to screw someone an uncomfortable one.

What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?

When someone solicits my opinion of his written work, I get paid to give it. ;)

But I'll give this bit of advice for free.

You should read more and write less. For a long while.

Maybe studie some of the most notable lyricists and try using different techniques to see what you're best with.

Good advice. Maybe tinge81 should take it and come back later. :)

Just because nobody's mentioned it, the use of constant rhyming couplets is boring.

Whenever I hear someone call their partner Babe, I know it is doomed.

Where was this information at for my entire relationship?

Shoulda stopped listening to Slipknot. Woulda solved all your problems. You'd be married with twelve children.

No! I'm marrying a bitch who listens to slipknot. So we can have slipknot children.