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Old 08-01-2015, 04:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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NEW SONG:

Title: "Me and my buddy"

Lyrics:

Me and my buddy chill for real
We got our girls, we spinnin wheels
please sit down and have a drink, i tell my homie
we talk, we play sports, he has skills to show me

Me and my buddy, we own da streets
nah, i'm just playin, but our relationship is sweet
we got our chicks n we feelin da heat
we make a big empire like da Greeks

Me and my buddy, we play basketball
then we run around in da shoppin mall
but there are times when things do get serious
i help my homie with his math homework
when we done, we ride a roller coaster

Me and my buddy, we own da streets
nah, i'm just playin, but our relationship is sweet
we got our chicks n we feelin da heat
we make a big empire like da Greeks

when i got laid off, my buddy helped my find a job
now i'm rich but i ain't no annoying snob
when i'm down, my buddy cheers me up
i'm gonna buy him a brand new pup

Me and my buddy, we own da streets
nah, i'm just playin, but our relationship is sweet
we got our chicks n we feelin da heat
we make a big empire like da Greeks
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Old 08-25-2015, 03:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Title: Mr. Nurse

Lyrics:

I enjoy talking to Mr. Nurse cause he is different
You see, the way he communicates is very coherent
He doesn't use Facebook, Twitter, or any of that stuff
He doesn't text because he cares about saving time

Mr. Nurse and I, we have a real conversation
He's old-fashioned, I respect him as a person
Mr. Nurse and I, we have a real conversation
He puts the technology away, he shows me some respect
He's a cool guy, very influential, I will learn his concept

Mr. Nurse wants conversations to be done face-to-face
He hates web cams, he thinks that technology is dishonest
I understand the importance of technology but I miss the good old days
You know, come over to your friend's house, have a chat, and part ways

Mr. Nurse and I, we have a real conversation
He's old-fashioned, I respect him as a person
Mr. Nurse and I, we have a real conversation
He puts the technology away, he shows me some respect
He's a cool guy, very influential, I will learn his concept

What has technology done to human beings?
People don't speak English anymore, LOL, g2g
"I'm too busy checking out my tablet, I'm not going to get some exercise"
Well, actually it's not that bad, technology helped me perform some research
But seriously, some people need to turn off their cellphones and go to Church

Mr. Nurse and I, we have a real conversation
He's old-fashioned, I respect him as a person
Mr. Nurse and I, we have a real conversation
He puts the technology away, he shows me some respect
He's a cool guy, very influential, I will learn his concept
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Old 09-12-2015, 11:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Title: Catherine

Lyrics:

She's a cheerleader of a football team
You think that her life is perfect?
Her life is far from perfect
She'll stop cheer-leading in a week
She struggles in school
She got fired from her job
Catherine has a smoking addiction
One would have a negative prediction
But she lifts her chin up high
Hope will come from the sky

Catherine represents the struggles of the youth
Catherine will fly, even though life isn't smooth
No doubt, life is hard, but Catherine will get the job done
She has the heart of a soldier and the power of the sun

Catherine puts on her contact lenses
She looks for a new job
She found herself a tutor
She chews gum and she joins a club to stop smoking
Catherine is getting her life back on track
but she misses her boyfriend
Her boyfriend was sent to another country because of service
Catherine wonders if he'll make it back safely, she's nervous
Catherine's friend tells her, "Good things happen to people who work hard."
Catherine's friend tells her, "Think positively. Your life is not in shards."

Catherine represents the struggles of the youth
Catherine will fly, even though life isn't smooth
No doubt, life is hard, but Catherine will get the job done
She has the heart of a soldier and the power of the sun

In spite of her struggles, Catherine will fly
She is a goddess
In spite of her struggles, Catherine will reach a high position
She has the spirit of a bird

Catherine represents the struggles of the youth
Catherine will fly, even though life isn't smooth
No doubt, life is hard, but Catherine will get the job done
She has the heart of a soldier and the power of the sun
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Old 09-29-2015, 06:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Title: Computer

Lyrics:

She's a computer,
She has a motherboard,
She has a big memory,
Power supply, Zip Drive,
Floppy Drive, sound card,
video card, speakers, monitor,
hard drive, you name it

She is a master
She is a work of art
She is a computer
I love her mouse and I love her keyboard
Her hard drive is so beautiful, I will give her my USB
She is a computer

She's good for Facebook,
she's good for Twitter,
she's good for LinkedIn,
she's good for Instagram,
she's good for Reddit,
she's good for Pinterest,
Is there anything this lady can't do?

She is a master
She is a work of art
She is a computer
I love her mouse and I love her keyboard
Her hard drive is so beautiful, I will give her my USB
She is a computer

yo, yo, yo, freestyle
i take pictures of her wit my cellphone
she never leave home, she never leave me alone
i'm like her dog, she always give me da bone
her talents are shown, they never get old
i rap when i think about her cuz she's always on my mind
i enjoy bein wit her, she helps me pass the time
she controls me, i'm like a car and she's a stop sign
i can't make her mad cuz if i do that, that would be a crime
she's all that, she's so hot and she's so fine

She is a master
She is a work of art
She is a computer
I love her mouse and I love her keyboard
Her hard drive is so beautiful, I will give her my USB
She is a computer
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Old 10-01-2015, 05:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Title: The Economy

Lyrics:

I will walk with pride even though the economy is bad
Many people are losing jobs; many companies are going out of business
Inflation keeps on going up but standards of living keep on going down
I know a guy who has to work two jobs and he still can't pay off his debt
A couple would love to buy a house but they can't afford a mortgage
No doubt, times are extremely tough but we mustn't give up on hope
Some folks believe in a divine power; some folks will listen to the Pope

We are all warriors
The economy is our battlefield
When the going gets tough, we get going
Life is a constant battle for survival
It's survival of the fittest
I will not surrender

Let me ask you a serious question: Who should we blame?
Please explain why our economy belongs in the garbage can
Explain why millions of people can't find jobs with good working conditions
And bosses keep on rejecting folks even though they have bachelors degrees
We live in a world filled with evil people; haters are gonna hate
but I ignore the rude drug addicts; I don't listen to disrespectful comments
I lift my head up high, I study and I work hard; I don't listen to nonsense

We are all warriors
The economy is our battlefield
When the going gets tough, we get going
Life is a constant battle for survival
It's survival of the fittest
I will not surrender

I have a good laugh with my friend
My friend likes jokes and my friend likes sarcasm
I ask my friend, "Who are you going to vote for?"
My friend doesn't care if the person is Democrat or Republican
My friend doesn't care if he or she is Liberal or Conservative
Can this individual fix the economy? That's the only thing that matters
As we wait for the economy to improve, we need to keep on rolling
Life has many good things: friends, good health; there's no need for trolling

We are all warriors
The economy is our battlefield
When the going gets tough, we get going
Life is a constant battle for survival
It's survival of the fittest
I will not surrender
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Old 10-26-2015, 05:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Title: "I love the world"

Lyrics:

Holler to my homies in Algeria, Libya,
Ethiopia, Somalia, Uganda, Kenya, and Tanzania
Holler to my homies in Kazakhstan, Tajikistan,
Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan, and Pakistan

We all homies, we're flyin
We come together as one
We are the power of one
We all homies, we're flyin
We come together as one
We are the power of one

Holler to my homies in China, South Korea,
India, Indonesia, Romania, Canada, and United States of America
Holler to my homies in Italy, Hungary, Malawi,
Mali, and Djibouti

We all homies, we're flyin
We come together as one
We are the power of one
We all homies, we're flyin
We come together as one
We are the power of one

We rock, we rap, we sing,
we DJ, we play da drums,
we fly,
music is a universal language

We all homies, we're flyin
We come together as one
We are the power of one
We all homies, we're flyin
We come together as one
We are the power of one
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Old 11-20-2015, 08:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Title: Sports Fever

Lyrics:

4 seconds left in a basketball game, you gotta make a three-pointer
Bottom of the 9th inning, two out, you step up, you gotta hit a homer
The opposing team is going to try a field goal, call a time-out, ice the kick
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals, come on, you gotta make a hat trick

I love sports because it's all about dedication
I love sports because it's all about honor
I love sports because it's all about self-respect and respect for others
I love sports because it's all about honesty and fair play

Can you think of anything more beautiful than a grand slam?
How about a touchdown followed by a two-point convergence?
Tennis is one of the hottest sports in the world because it's all about quick reactions
I love NASCAR; it requires more than just quickness, tires must have good traction

I love sports because it's all about dedication
I love sports because it's all about honor
I love sports because it's all about self-respect and respect for others
I love sports because it's all about honesty and fair play

Let's be active, let's be fit, let's go out there and play some sports
Put the video game controllers away, put the tablet away, let's go out there and play some sports
Life is all about sports; put on your lucky shorts,
I will see you at the basketball court

I love sports because it's all about dedication
I love sports because it's all about honor
I love sports because it's all about self-respect and respect for others
I love sports because it's all about honesty and fair play
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Old 12-04-2015, 08:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Title: Juggalo and Guitar

Lyrics:

When I wake up, I am a juggalo
When I close my eyes, I am a juggalo
When I see myself in the mirror, I see a juggalo
I don't act like the other men; I have my own identity
I don't imitate anyone; I have my own personality
I know that I'm good; I don't show off. I avoid hypocrisy

I am a juggalo and I rock with my guitar
I perform live; I sing songs at a bar
I am a juggalo and I rock with my guitar
I'm not famous but I have the heart of a star

I live in four places: home, school, work, and the mosh pit
I didn't like some of the policies of the school system
At work, I didn't like some of my customers
At home, I hug my girlfriend but I don't know when I'll get married
My real life belongs in the mosh pit; there I forget all of my troubles
I won't stop jumping up and down until the whole city turns into rubble

I am a juggalo and I rock with my guitar
I perform live; I sing songs at a bar
I am a juggalo and I rock with my guitar
I'm not famous but I have the heart of a star

I drink some beer; I take the subway home
People point at me and talk about me but I don't care
I'm going to the place where the moon is always bright
I'm always on the move; I keep myself busy at night
I never say "Good Bye" to people; I give them my contact info
My songs cheer people up, which is a good thing, because life is never simple

I am a juggalo and I rock with my guitar
I perform live; I sing songs at a bar
I am a juggalo and I rock with my guitar
I'm not famous but I have the heart of a star
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Title: Nature

Lyrics:

Look at the beautiful trees, smell the grass
Touch the beautiful snow, enjoy the ice
Listen to the birds chirp, kiss the wonderful sky
Hang out with Mother Nature as time flies by

Love nature, care about nature
Money is important, no doubt, but
water and plants matter a lot more than
dollar bills and credit cards
Love nature, nature is your sister
Without nature, the universe ain't worth nothing

Cut down the car emissions, cut down the carbon dioxide
Take a bus or a subway train to work, ride a bike
Recycle plastic and paper like if there was no tomorrow
If no one recycled, the whole world would be in sorrow

Love nature, care about nature
Money is important, no doubt, but
water and plants matter a lot more than
dollar bills and credit cards
Love nature, nature is your sister
Without nature, the universe ain't worth nothing

I want to swim in a lake that doesn't have any pollution
If I have kids, I want them to swim and not have to worry about pollution
Cutting down the pollution, I understand that it's easier said than done
but if we all work together and design a plan, we'll celebrate under the sun

Love nature, care about nature
Money is important, no doubt, but
water and plants matter a lot more than
dollar bills and credit cards
Love nature, nature is your sister
Without nature, the universe ain't worth nothing
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Title: Waiting For Her

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She'll come by train, I wonder what she'll be wearing
Maybe she'll wear a pink outfit with leather pants
Maybe she'll wear a dress given to her from her aunts
Maybe she'll wear a winter coat with black boots
Maybe she'll wear ski pants for checking out a moose
Maybe she'll wear a rain-coat cuz she wants to see a goose
Maybe she'll wear a swim-suit for her time at a picture booth
Maybe she'll wear the biggest jacket in the world
Maybe she'll wear a wedding dress with pearls

I can't wait to meet her again,
it's been weeks since I've seen her,
She's returning from her business trip
and I will smile tonight
She will smile tonight
We will fly beyond the moon and
beyond the stars

She told me over the phone that she'll give me something special
I wonder what it could be... Could it be tickets to a concert?
Could it be a brand new T-shirt? Could it be something sweet for dessert?
Could it be a new cellphone? Could it be a new microphone?
Could it be a scientific book about chromosomes?
Could it be an educational book about ozone?
Could it be a book about a type of bee known as the drone?
Maybe she'll wrap her arms around me and give me a hug and a kiss
But that would still be special, since she represents the beauty of the mist

I can't wait to meet her again,
it's been weeks since I've seen her,
She's returning from her business trip
and I will smile tonight
She will smile tonight
We will fly beyond the moon and
beyond the stars

If she gives me something, then I will have to give her something in return
What will I give her? How about a cat?
How about a nice big hat? How about a new game of Mortal Kombat?
How about a brand new car? How about a jacket with a star?
How about a book about the planet Mars?
How about a ticket to see a famous new movie?
How about some chicken that tastes juicy?
How about a "bad girl" outfit with a hoodie?
How about a candy that tastes fruity?

I can't wait to meet her again,
it's been weeks since I've seen her,
She's returning from her business trip
and I will smile tonight
She will smile tonight
We will fly beyond the moon and
beyond the stars
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