I want to write songs for professionals
 

Hello, I want to write songs for professionals. I wrote several songs, but I do not know where to write to give my songs to professional singers. Can you help me?

Thank you very much.

No, we cannot. You're welcome.

You do not know where I can write to find help ? I do not know how to start my career. How other lyricists become professionals ?

You can try writing your own songs to put the lyrics to. You can do that or you can spam Taylor Swift with your drivel, she'll take anything.

I don't understand. Why do you want to write songs for prostitutes?

Or maybe business people? It would be pretty awesome to have your own song instead of a resume.

It could be like one of those singing greeting cards, except in business card form.

Or like when lords would commission bards to sing about how awesome they were.

Dude, WWWP can sing, right? We can hire her out!

I'm sure if you gave her an outline of all your feats of bravery and conquest she'd be happy to do it.