Tristesse

Sorry to break it to you pal, but your rhymes aren't that great;
for one thing, you don't know how to punctuate.
It's pathetic to start out with a parental reference,
if that's all you've got then it would seem you're quite dense.
So what if my dad calls me princess, I like it, ok?
Yours still doesn't know that you're actually gay.
What you say in ten lines, I can say in one,
You're a sad little loser, who takes it up the bum.
You're in no position to call me retarded,
and you certainly aren't ready for this shit that you've started.

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