toosik

well done dear, that was clear you tried your best,
but i should warn you people have died for less,
if you're gonna pretend you're a man you better hide your breasts,
tristesse gettin stressed, cos she needs a wider dress .
so you think i lack something when i punctuate,
i think that's ?@*!, you're underweight cos you threw up all the lunch you ate,
im not gonna kill you girl, Nah, my guns are fake,
but don't you feel bad for all the bums you rape.
but im just nit picking, that's my cure for sh.it spitting,
for trist its clit flicking, and getting a dick dripping.
but for every dick she tastes,
and every chance at this she wastes,
she likes it when a man makes her asphixiate,
she puts your hands around her neck now she feel pretty great,
don't be shocked, you should see the list of stuff that she admits she takes.
she's a freak like that,
she's the type of girl you treat like crap and she creeps right back,
her eyes are black, her best friends an ice pack,
she makes money fu.king then hits the street to buy crack.

Tristesse

So I'm a bulimic bum rapist, what's it to you?
A horny kinky abused girlfriend with a drug problem too,
seriously mate your lines are fucking dreadful,
I may be a whore but I'd still never fuck you.
I didn't say you "lack something" when you punctuate, no way,
I said you don't know how to punctuate, full stop, you're gay.
You still can't work whether I'm a girl or a guy,
Are you blinded from all the cum you've had in your eyes?
Your flows are way too long, and you have no life experience,
Maybe one day you'll actually start taking care of your appearance.
I live life on the edge, while you're stuck inside weeping,
With one finger up your bum while you watch children sleeping.

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toosik

alright, stop it now. you're just taking up page space,
i heard you sucked your daddy's dick just to see how his aids tastes.
but this is where you fade from grace,
i see straight through you mate like you're made from lace.
and to top it off, you write like you still don't need to shave your face.
five lines in and already you've been laid to waste,
you think you're better than me? do me a favour mate.
if citystateofmind was 15, you must be the age of eight,
if you write another chat you'll wish you stayed away,
cos you'll be made to pay.
you're not just homosexual you're fifty shades of gay

Tristesse

I don't think I'm better than you, that would be silly,
I AM better than you, you pathetic floppy willy.
You think that I'm insulted by being called gay?
Go fuck yourself toos, I like cock, ok?
Your bars are pathetic cause none of them hurt me,
Will you feel hurt when me and your daughter get dirty?
I've been boning your mum since before you were born,
Did she tell you I'm your dad, and that she starred in porn?

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toosik

you know, i admire you, the way you can rhyme one syllable,
not really,.in my eyes it would be difficult for you to look a bigger fool.
my lyrics are unlimited, yours are just refillable,
mate your problems are lyrical, so you're gonna need a miracle.
you're abominable where as im indomitable.
that means i can't be bested,
so one more chat from you will end with tristesse dead,
you'll be on your deathbed,
oh sh.it, trists chest bled all over his bedspread.
look, his head's red, i don't mean he's a redhead,
i meant look at his cock, its covered in a rash it must be infected.
he visits his mum every week, but only.to get head,
have you noticed that when you post here no one seems interested.
you've had like ten hits since you posted that last chat,
and everyone that read it, it was you that they laughed at,
you think you're a class act, but its time to face some harsh facts:
+you can't rap
+you dance crap
+and you smell like arse . fact!

toosik

looks like that's the end of tristesse, may he rest in peace.
its probably for the best, in his last days he was a bit stressed, he hadn't slept in weeks.
who knew that not being able to write effectively, would lower his life expectancy,
i thought a mike could set trist free, but he tried disrespecting me,
tristesse spits majestically? please, he's twice as vexed as me.
especially since i slit his chest with my knife and just let it bleed.
so regretfully, he's dead now, killed by aids infected seed.
you can bet he desperately regrets having sex with Steve.



who's next???


someone battle me

toosik

Best mc lyrics (toosik) - YouTube

toosik

poor quality sound etc but just did it on the quick over a pirate radio station. that aside, what do you think? please let me know

toosik

come on... someone must want a battle???

at least let me know what you all think of my lyrics (page one especially). had no feedback at all. can take constructive criticism. thanks.

toosik

im mc toosik yeah im a bar spitter,
some call me the scar splitter, cos im a fuc.king hard hitter,
and im better than you mate cos really you're far sh.itter.
but i can laugh wit ya,
cos you rhyme like marky marks sister.
you think you a prince cinderella but I've seen your glass slipper,
you fuc.king arse licker, nobody spits them bars sicker,
in fact just reading this s.hit beats your heart quicker.
you used to sip a half of bitter,
now you just hit the hard liquor,
these days you get banned from bars quicker,
than Gary glitter with a nipper or a really large stripper.
im not sayin im Jesus but mate this is your last dinner,
im cold like harsh winter,
and im told a fast thinker,
in fact im a whole new class of ginger,
you did one day in jail now you hold your arse sphincter.
now we're talking, you've seen more rings than ricky hatton,
and it still excites you, your dick leaves a sticky pattern,
you said it was a girl but really? did that strictly happen?
and i heard your dicks so small its like trying to split the atom. jeez
he's hard to understand like he spits in Japanese,
that's some shi.tty rapping geez, just quit the chatting please,
and go back to your day job and stick to stacking peas.