imma straightrazor

U call yourslf toosik, but ur full of tool****
wanna battle but rather you look a rattle
im gonna hit u with ma verse in ur nerve
ur twisted in ur ass,punkass, run for ur ass, before u get pass

toosik

really? straightrazor?.i bet you're just a geek in a slate blazer.
you're the type of guy that when he.gets a date he.pays her,
but im a space invader,
and even from space i see that acne on your face is major,
watch what happens when i grab my mates tazer,
10,000.volts aimed at ya waist makes you a shake shaker .
im the fate taker, im gonna rib you later,
step to me mate its bait you'll need a defribulator,
have the feds asking you "see that kid? did you rape her?"
oh sh.it that's cold like refrigerator. and that's no joke ,
you like your girls like your whiskey, 8.years old and full of coke.
i got my lungs full of smoke , why don't you just go to a gay bar and pull a bloke,
when i said that i saw your eyes were full of hope.
i heard you like dick licking more than strips of chicken,
you get nicks dick spitting, now down your lips its dripping.
you'd offer nick.your.arse cos you've been itching to see if.it fits in,
but you've only just had the sex swap op and you don't want the stitches ripping,
this bi.tch is tripping, trying to battle toosik ,
feel free to.gun my name but try not to do shi.t.
you prick, that chat was useless,
and it was too short was there a chapter that you missed?
it was a chat times two fifths,
did you click.on a site for a chick with two dicks ,
then your penis just grew stiff?
you flow sh.it and you know this,
if you want to be a bitch then grow tits,
you flopped the show that was f.ucking hopeless,

toosik

who's winning? me or shi.ttywasteoftime?

toosik

citystateofmind got banned so anyone else want a battle?

Tristesse

I would like that very much.

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toosik

"hey my names tristesse, but my daddy calls me princess,
you about to bear witness to a whole new kind of sh.itness ,
but first how do i look in this dress?"
mate i wish to stress, that you're causing my eyes distress.
when my fist hits ya chest, that light you can see... its death.
it turns out this bitch is next, one line, wow im impressed,
you're better than ciystateofmind already, at least you writ less.
but you gotta do better than spitting just one line,
hit me with some rhymes, that shine like sunshine.
or are you just citystates split personality,
if so i look forward to seeing you start with a sh.it first analogy,
then continue to spit worse than when your dick burst from allergies.
lets just disperse the formalities, cos basically its started,
your mates'll be downhearted, when you're the faithfully departed.
so please don't just write sh.it that makes ya seem retarded.

toosik

what do you lot think of my lyrics? i haven't had much in the way of feedback. let me know. thanks

Tristesse

Sorry to break it to you pal, but your rhymes aren't that great;
for one thing, you don't know how to punctuate.
It's pathetic to start out with a parental reference,
if that's all you've got then it would seem you're quite dense.
So what if my dad calls me princess, I like it, ok?
Yours still doesn't know that you're actually gay.
What you say in ten lines, I can say in one,
You're a sad little loser, who takes it up the bum.
You're in no position to call me retarded,
and you certainly aren't ready for this shit that you've started.

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RoxyRollah

^ Sweet statutory! I love you Triss....

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Tristesse

sweet-statutory
defined as an extremely attractive female minor, under the age of 18
"Dude look at that girl over there......she's gotta be like 15 though......Sweet-Statutory!"

I do have a fine pair of tits, that's for sure.

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