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06-18-2013, 07:43 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Dana Scully
DANA SCULLY Typical over analytical Cynic Clinically depressed Lyrically blessed (innit) Like a trigger that's pressed Burstin with vigour n zest Rehearsing to excess It's a talent I'm blessed with By a mental imbalance I'm restless I pin it all for hours Million rhymes a minute Cos only my mind's the limit Pinnacle of my lyrical prowess Permanent adrenaline Mind never stops assembling Elephantine Excellent rhymes Hell of a line (right?) But it's a menace A stock that's never replenished Can't condemn it Soon as I think it I've got to pen it A mental pandemic No treatment from no doctor or chemist As fast as its written its thought Lyrics ever rich in onslaught The clock is tickin it's gone nought 3 rhymes can I make it one more? The words are kickin like jean Claude Got the verses on board And the rhymes are flyin like concord Doesn't make sense to me Giving identities To these nonentities They'll go to world's end to be famous Forever chasing that A-list So many cheap imitations None of em wash Seeking invitations To Jonathan Ross N celebrity juice Where's your integrity youth? Anything for infamy I would take great pleasure killin em But forget how the press're billin em She's an A-lister instantly Because she shows her chest to millions She's a glorified porn star And forget Q gave this chump's album 4-stars He doesn't even know what chords are There's no such thing as born stars Just press-whores hungry for sports cars Never ending cluster of rhymes As many as I can muster at a time I'll keep goin til I rupture my mind But I'll never be recognised Undoubtedly second prize Forever to those who butcher a verse Rhyming "bed" with "head" And their structure is worse Second grade chumps Who can only rhyme a word once Just the second line with the first Take Professor Green That guy is laughable And have you ever seen A face more smash-able? I don't know how the hell you're signed You'd be hard pushed to find A bloke as talentless Is that nasal voice supposed to hide your lacklustre rhymes? Tryin to be Plan B you're closer to Busta Rhymes Hmm...musta hurt, that But not as much as the fact That I can sit back tonight As you lyrically soak yourself in paraffin And set your talentless ass alight Cos it's ineffably embarassin Every word you spit at the mic Cos right now you're on top of it But in the time it takes to pop a zit You'll be the opposite When they realise you're a crock o' s**t So while the gettin's hot Before your profession's lost Maybe try n invest in stocks Because when professin' stops And you're sellin' vests n socks And window dressin' stock And chavs ask for your autograph Will you be sure to laugh? I'm guessin' not |
06-18-2013, 08:16 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Chemical Burn's Archive
She's got a degree
But she ain't got double D's So there ain't a lot to see It's no unique skirt you see Have you had a lobotomy?! Three years at university And you've got the nerve to be "I can't be arsed with that sh*t tar Another daft spl*t arse Women are only g*sh, t*ts, arse Unless she's on page ten Of FHM With an ample breast I couldn't give two sh*ts" And this is the example set Knuckle draggers with mouths the size of Mick Jagger's And brains the size of toothpicks So you go to an interview And the boss is either into you And you get the job cos you've got a set of pins Or he gives it a man even though he knows you deserve it instead of him Cos he's another "women are all skets n sh*t" And "this is a bloke's job, stick to being a receptionist" All medias are inundated With women being discriminated Against, I don't know how women take it How hasn't oppression been eliminated? Give me a good reason why women are hated And can you rectify Why women are objectified At every turn And there's no concern? I could tell you one or two things Actually quite a few things About those mags that sl*gs show their boobs in Constant bombardment Of women in their undergarments It's a nuisance They're too thin N make young girls do things That are detrimental To their health Both physical and mental These girls starve themselves Unaware the women in their underwear Or practically showing their bare bush Are photoshopped and airbrushed Real women aren't centrefolds And they don't bend or fold They f***in stick to their guns Not being just a pair of t*ts or a **** The mindset that that's all a woman is is comical The difference between a man and a woman is purely anatomical Women's components are astronomical Not just confined to genitals It all comes down to appendages and chemicals That, and dresses and bras That sets us apart It's a shame it's only few instead of millions That share this opinion But I guess it's a start The weaker sex is a farce Man progresses in leaps n bounds But women? they're still tryin to keep em down And when you're drivin round And there's one in a dress And you wind your window down I'm sure she's over the moon that you're interest is peaked And you're so impressed you peeped Bullsh*t! I'm sure your mother was a loving woman Never neglectful Taught you to be respectful And this is all the decency you can summon? And wouldn't your mother be horrified To see how at every turn You try and make your manager squirm? Even though she's highly qualified But you're like "f***you"!" How dare a woman try to instruct you! "This is a man's world, she doesn't get a look in Unless it's washin, ironin or cookin" Women MP's but we've only had one woman PM What, like figures of power can only be men? And your eligibility depends On how much weight you can bench? Bullsh*t! N yeah don't get me wrong you think I don't see kelly brook and foam at the mouth? Think I don't have pictures of her on my phone with em out? And they probably aren't even legal The things I'd do to holly Willoughby But I don't have an inability To see a woman as equal I don't look in a woman's eyes and see "sket" in em And I'm not less of a man cos I respect women I'm a f***in real man n we're all people |
06-19-2013, 06:11 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Chemical burn's archive
WATERMARK I'm fixing my addiction My addiction is sensory My brain the dispensary A vault of rhymes, that's all the time Firing on all cylinders Permanently killin verse A million words Is Quite the cacophony But it helps me fight the monotony Can't keep the energy Under lock n key No kinda penitentiary Can keep these rhymes from gettin free Exploding like dynamite with its fuse lit Cos often times, It feels like I'm The only one who knows decent music And the days of talented rhymes Are simply forgotten times It's just random rhymes from aggressive misogynists That kinda gimmick gets monotonous You can't slander a sex Cause we have balls n them breasts The idea is for your verses to be cohesive Not 20 lines laden with expletives Sentences look like you've sat on a keyboard I'll oblige you if you need more I'll happily reel off the metaphors Can't downplay a whole gender and expect applause Ever tried the approach of "women are respectable instead o' whores"? Thought not: try grammar lessons And music that appeals to more Than uneducated adolescents Is that all this twat musters? Who would even pay 10 cents to see Poor theatrics n rap butchered? I could pick up ten cd's And hear the same crap structures The same lacklustre Lack of immensity You call this crap "intensity"? I'll take you ****s to the nth degree Cos unlike You my every sentence Doesn't have to mention Cliche of handguns, nines Like all of your verses end in For the record: the whole guns n threats? It's been ****in done to death Another yank who packs a nine Same mother****in pantomime Thinks he's the ****, but he just spits A bunch o' random rhymes Don't even come close to this stance o' mine Don't know the difference between bland & sublime Another wannabe disappears between the sands o' time Twenty variations on cuss words More o' this "I played a ho & ****ed her" If you stop & think a sec Try your hand at lyrical structure You might possess a shred of Intellect And make a half decent rapper Try using real grown up words And choose an original subject matter Leave out the bitches and the ganja leaf And drop the act & own up first You ain't no crime lord so cut the gangsta speak What happened to people's vocabs? People's lyrics are so bad They're cringeworthy If I paid money I'd demand em Reimburse me It's devoid of linguistics Rookie-grade simplistic Where's lyrical prowess and complexity? Yawn: more sex n weed You sound like teens who've been raised on limp bizkit Even if I was willin to stop I couldn't turn all cylinders off Cos my words are like bullets Bullets I chew on like spearmints Manufactured posers, Man I'm sick o seein em With their lyrics the kinda quality you could buy from B&M A disaster not covered by CNN But MTV, what is this meant to be? I can't believe what I'm hearin What do women see in them? Now, I remember bein 10 But by now they should be seein sense Even if the words were written by ed Sheeran This wouldn't sound good after 20 beers n The video n photo shoots u see em in Overload my overspillin vehemence Who wants this To see this mong strip? Who the ****'s this blonde stick? Those talentless ****s have reunited?! And people are actually excited? I can't believe that people buy this Excuse my lack of enthusiasm But these ****s need blastin 9or10 Uzis at em If only someone had a set of balls And blessed us all With such exceptional Rhymes and still be accessible Nowadays its somehow acceptable To look a spectacle And the masses are so susceptible To these overrated vegetables How are these artists? let alone credible? Why would you pay incredible Amounts to go to a festival To see a whole bunch 'f em Unless you have good reason to suspect it'll Feature a fatal malfunction Either pyrotechnic or electrical?l **** this |
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