Have you ever
 

Have you ever been in love?
Have you ever felt that cring?
That feeling from above?
That very special zing.

Have you ever seen the stars?
Just gazing in the sky
Like driving a fast car
The time just passes by

Have you ever met that girl?
The one you always think about?
The one that rocks your world,
The one you cannot live without?

Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
No.
No.
No.
No.

Okay, what do I win?

Can't tell if questionaire or poem.

Does eating citrus count?

Yes to all for me.

Have you ever not worn underwear to a family gathering?

Of course. Have you ever brought your family to an underwear gathering?

Yes, but it was brief. Have you ever eaten anything that fell into the toilet?

No, but someone once mentioned that I do that, and then expire immediately afterwards.

Hold on, what's a "cring"?