Rawest rap battles thread

[EvilChuck]

So you think you're gonna cross me
And mess with my ****?
Openin' your ****in' trap And flappin' your lip?
Don't **** with me, nigga
Cause you're gonna get dropped
I'll snap off your neck With a crackle and pop!
If you say anything
You'll beg me to die
Cause I'll make you suck my dick
Then I'll nut in your eye
I'll stomp on your world
As if my name was Godzilla
I'm comin' for you, motha-****a,
I'm your Krazee-Eyez Killa!

[[MERIT]]

F*ck you Dirty Curt. I don't even gotta try 'cuz your own rhymes'll leave you straight murked. You little jerk off, let's see you post a smiley face after I whipe your f*ckin' smirk off.

I'll jerk off into a test tube and create a genetic clone of me, 'cuz you can't compete. 'Cuz battling myself is the only method of losing that's even a possibility. I'm on that next level G. Enjoy the glass ceiling 'cuz that's the only way you're even capable of seeing me.

You need to quit now dawg before I leave your ass injured. I'll jam my elbow in your wind pipe and leave you straight winded. I straight win it. Spit flow without quittin'. I'll kill you off the top, f*ckin' freestyle or a written.

I ain't down to play games, you're arguin' on some f@ggot sh*t. Who cares if homie's g@y? Compared to you, he's still mackin' it. Grab you by the throat, f*ck your style, I'm attackin' it. Unwrapping it, 'cuz my sh*t's a gift, and you're just some flimsy packaging.

My style's ravishing. Leave you straight ravaged when I damage kids. Flow off the top of the lid, no stoppin'. I'll be the first to f*ck you over, cherry poppin.' I hopped in, took on all challengers and straight robbed them. This ain't Compton but you better call a cop in 'cuz a thought just popped in and said to leave your face stomped in.

And f*ck packin' a gun. A blowtorch and a hanger in your ass sounds more fun. Your flow is heavy? Mine's a ton. Yours is a period? Yeah, that's right, 'cuz your ass is done. Bitch.

[Sparky]

Everybody's approach to this is quite unique and different, its neat

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Hey
Wait
I've got a new complaint

I hear a lot of trash talk / but all I see are fakes
I'll do you like Cobain / my raps will blow your brain
Half you crackers on a boat / I'm still on a plain
Spit the plain pain / Mr. Make It Rain
I get more head than Clinton / ya'll got less than Hussein

[The Virgin]

let me try this:

everybody tryin'a diss me
cause they don't like me being a lady
well guess what homey
i ain't changin for nobody
but i may change my penis to a pussy
would that be enough for me to have a baby?
or do i need to put on some ovary
either way i don't care, jz call me crazy

i suck dick, yes that's true
why's that a big deal to you?
are you tired of ****ing your boo?
and now you wanna take mine too
imagine yourself being in my shoe
discrimination will surely make u blue
if u don't know how let me give you a clue
u can't tell your love one the words "i do"

[Sparky]

Originally Posted by The Virgin

let me try this:

everybody tryin'a diss me
cause they don't like me being a lady
well guess what homey
i ain't changin for nobody
but i may change my penis to a pussy
would that be enough for me to have a baby?
or do i need to put on some ovary
either way i don't care, jz call me crazy

i suck dick, yes that's true
why's that a big deal to you?
are you tired of ****ing your boo?
and now you wanna take mine too
imagine yourself being in my shoe
discrimination will surely make u blue
if u don't know how let me give you a clue
u can't tell your love one the words "i do"

damn virgin when that mixtape finna drop?

[EvilChuck]

Originally Posted by matious

damn virgin when that mixtape finna drop?

Dont say this too loud, but I've heard a rumour that he might be gay. If only there were some clues in a couple of his posts.

[The Virgin]

Originally Posted by matious

damn virgin when that mixtape finna drop?

the answer is i don't know
haven't signed a contract yet with Harpo
i might just go with the flow
maybe someday, i'll have my own rap show

Originally Posted by EvilChuck

Dont say this too loud, but I've heard a rumour that he might be gay. If only there were some clues in a couple of his posts.

haha! ur one of them guys who also curious
bout my sexuality's status
i'll tell u a secret that's very mysterious
even compared to MJ's jesus' juice
and that is: i love me some phallus

[anticipation]

truth is; i been studying ancient karate
finna use a hundred fists to break your body
return to the dojo, spit a haiku and sip sake

just know, the reason its child's play for me to kill you
is because i make a habit of doing things you can't do,
namely maxing with your boo,
sipping pernod in the jacu-
z-i-p's and green ooze
stay away glitter to impress wack fools.

lived in a cave since the age of two,
ever since i been taking the el
feels like i've changed dude,
now i stalk the bleak streets with a mean mug
you might spot me in the yard with peach lambic in a big jug

but fuck with me, might see a bloody knife
tibetan crews trained to kill on sight,
and who, given the option, just might
choose to break you on the wheel of life.

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Good for you
Unarmed combat is important
A little useless though
against the fury of a swordsman

Katana wielding demon whose bleeding his enemies
Marijuana dealing mason whose smithing at high degrees
I deny the pleas of those that are brought to their knees
There's no mercy for these wack ass emcees

This is a war that can't be won
Well, except by me
But victory is relative
Like E=MC
I'm commanding as the general
This is my invasion
You lookin' kinda special
You ignored acceleration