Rawest rap battles thread

[anticipation]

Originally Posted by Abearmauledme

Oni?

haha yeah! sorry cuz i'm sort of zooted atm

[Dirty]

When I got the microphone, I'm steppin to the battlezone
Bring the bodybags cause I leave fags in catacombs
Feel the present danger, my mind is like a razor
Yall are dull and simple, like sugar I bring the flavor
Talent, skill, ya got none, I got mad syllables
Couldn't stop me with a shotgun, Dirty Curt unkillable
Never wear a vest, I take 3 bullets and laugh it off
Revenge best with verbal shots, bodies lined in chalk
I run musicbanter, like Michael Scott I'm a boss
I'm harder than erections, you dickheads are limp and soft
When I got the mic, wave the flag there aint no contest
I bomb atomically, sound the sirens, this a bomb threat


Some hilarious lines in the thread, I love em. Also anticipation and oojay you guys have some more serious-type and awesome lines, do u care if I use variations of them in some real songs on my mixtape??

[The Virgin]

Originally Posted by matious

damn virgin when that mixtape finna drop?

the answer is i don't know
haven't signed a contract yet with Harpo
i might just go with the flow
maybe someday, i'll have my own rap show

Originally Posted by EvilChuck

Dont say this too loud, but I've heard a rumour that he might be gay. If only there were some clues in a couple of his posts.

haha! ur one of them guys who also curious
bout my sexuality's status
i'll tell u a secret that's very mysterious
even compared to MJ's jesus' juice
and that is: i love me some phallus

[Dirty]

The Virgin, don't need to tell us - we know you love the phallus,
giving blumpkins, humpin dudes, and even tossin their salads
I think you speak my language, I aint talking about the cabbage
We get it, you're flamboyant, around dudes you're never flaccid

Here's the truth, i know you love the Jesus Juice and men's jizz
The secrets your a pedophile, jerkin off to kids
I'm not homophobic but you make me wanna murder
Every limp wristed Filipino man eating cheesburgers

[The Virgin]

Originally Posted by Dirty

The Virgin, don't need to tell us - we know you love the phallus,
giving blumpkins, humpin dudes, and even tossin their salads
I think you speak my language, I aint talking about the cabbage
We get it, you're flamboyant, around dudes you're never flaccid

Here's the truth, i know you love the Jesus Juice and men's jizz
The secrets your a pedophile, jerkin off to kids
I'm not homophobic but you make me wanna murder
Every limp wristed Filipino man eating cheesburgers

a lot of things i need to clear up
about some stupid rap made in abrupt
tossing someone's salad ain't my cup
of "tea bag" now that's slickier than cutup
now, imma giving u a hiccup?

also i'm not a pedophile
even a kid comes up to me and smile
sucking 2 inch cocks ain't my style
or are u so, against me, hostile
cause i can't bj you for you're away many miles?

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Dirty

Also anticipation and oojay you guys have some more serious-type and awesome lines, do u care if I use variations of them in some real songs on my mixtape??

Go for it man!

[anticipation]

Originally Posted by Dirty

Some hilarious lines in the thread, I love em. Also anticipation and oojay you guys have some more serious-type and awesome lines, do u care if I use variations of them in some real songs on my mixtape??

sure, i barely remember writing them in the first place hahaha.

@ matious; here it is -


So I,
Got a few ditties for causal punk forsaking
Been known to keep pretty little biddies’ hearts aching
But, uh, every time we be jawin’ I see you and your team quaking
From the fact that no one feels a single hook you been making,

‘Cause, honestly, we really don’t buy it,
Stay in a daze from a strict Swisher diet
Try it, I recommend six daily doses
Hit your third rail and get shocked in the pro-cess,
Live in the Old West, but I never sport a soldier’s vest
Stay in disguise, wise guys, burning down a pound of bless

And,
I’ll be the first to admit I loathe wack emcees
Do my best to leave a dumb chump wondering “Why me?”
Blimey, try me, and misery might find reason to arrive sort of timely,
And in a million different ways,
I retire to the mire where the girls are covered in Sweet Baby Ray’s
A mound of finished foes by the moat where the kids play,
As I try to be an example of just how well crime pays.

[Sparky]

Originally Posted by anticipation

sure, i barely remember writing them in the first place hahaha.

@ matious; here it is -


So I,
Got a few ditties for causal punk forsaking
Been known to keep pretty little biddies’ hearts aching
But, uh, every time we be jawin’ I see you and your team quaking
From the fact that no one feels a single hook you been making,

‘Cause, honestly, we really don’t buy it,
Stay in a daze from a strict Swisher diet
Try it, I recommend six daily doses
Hit your third rail and get shocked in the pro-cess,
Live in the Old West, but I never sport a soldier’s vest
Stay in disguise, wise guys, burning down a pound of bless

And,
I’ll be the first to admit I loathe wack emcees
Do my best to leave a dumb chump wondering “Why me?”
Blimey, try me, and misery might find reason to arrive sort of timely,
And in a million different ways,
I retire to the mire where the girls are covered in Sweet Baby Ray’s
A mound of finished foes by the moat where the kids play,
As I try to be an example of just how well crime pays.

Anticipation,
Imma be honest, im a slave to chronic masturbation
I have no team, and really low self-esteem
These battle raps have made me realize I'm mean
and need to embrace life and get a fresh start
Time to mature,be smart
tired of being a greeter at walmart
I think we need to respect ourselves as equal individuals
Im gonna turn off that tv and do some exercise that is physical
Compliment my co-worker on losing weight
and help save the earth before its too late

real talk

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by matious

Anticipation,
Imma be honest, im a slave to chronic masturbation
I have no team, and really low self-esteem
These battle raps have made me realize I'm mean
and need to embrace life and get a fresh start
Time to mature,be smart
tired of being a greeter at walmart
I think we need to respect ourselves as equal individuals
Im gonna turn off that tv and do some exercise that is physical
Compliment my co-worker on losing weight
and help save the earth before its too late

real talk

Best Yet.

[Surell]

Matious rhymes monotonous like Billy Crudup
Y'all bastards starvin, i'm steady gettin my food up
I'll getcha bitch's mood up like Xanax
Wailin on you whiners like Widespread Panic
Or slap you with Treefingers cuz i'm the King of Limbs
Getcha stretchin like Freddy, no homo sapien
But really i'm an animal like Grizzly Bear
Teeth'll leave you tore up like staplin paper
But y'all sweet like fizzy pears
No homo but i'ma raper
I'll putcha to sleep with my Southern chop
and, boy, you're screwed
Yeah kid, i'm tryna get my rude up
Mild mannered white boy get an attitude up
You created this monster when you asked for a battle
Yeah you unleashed the Titan when i rattled off my RS