Rawest rap battles thread

[The Virgin]

let me try this:

everybody tryin'a diss me
cause they don't like me being a lady
well guess what homey
i ain't changin for nobody
but i may change my penis to a pussy
would that be enough for me to have a baby?
or do i need to put on some ovary
either way i don't care, jz call me crazy

i suck dick, yes that's true
why's that a big deal to you?
are you tired of ****ing your boo?
and now you wanna take mine too
imagine yourself being in my shoe
discrimination will surely make u blue
if u don't know how let me give you a clue
u can't tell your love one the words "i do"

[Sparky]

Originally Posted by The Virgin

let me try this:

everybody tryin'a diss me
cause they don't like me being a lady
well guess what homey
i ain't changin for nobody
but i may change my penis to a pussy
would that be enough for me to have a baby?
or do i need to put on some ovary
either way i don't care, jz call me crazy

i suck dick, yes that's true
why's that a big deal to you?
are you tired of ****ing your boo?
and now you wanna take mine too
imagine yourself being in my shoe
discrimination will surely make u blue
if u don't know how let me give you a clue
u can't tell your love one the words "i do"

damn virgin when that mixtape finna drop?

[EvilChuck]

Originally Posted by matious

damn virgin when that mixtape finna drop?

Dont say this too loud, but I've heard a rumour that he might be gay. If only there were some clues in a couple of his posts.

[anticipation]

truth is; i been studying ancient karate
finna use a hundred fists to break your body
return to the dojo, spit a haiku and sip sake

just know, the reason its child's play for me to kill you
is because i make a habit of doing things you can't do,
namely maxing with your boo,
sipping pernod in the jacu-
z-i-p's and green ooze
stay away glitter to impress wack fools.

lived in a cave since the age of two,
ever since i been taking the el
feels like i've changed dude,
now i stalk the bleak streets with a mean mug
you might spot me in the yard with peach lambic in a big jug

but fuck with me, might see a bloody knife
tibetan crews trained to kill on sight,
and who, given the option, just might
choose to break you on the wheel of life.

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Good for you
Unarmed combat is important
A little useless though
against the fury of a swordsman

Katana wielding demon whose bleeding his enemies
Marijuana dealing mason whose smithing at high degrees
I deny the pleas of those that are brought to their knees
There's no mercy for these wack ass emcees

This is a war that can't be won
Well, except by me
But victory is relative
Like E=MC
I'm commanding as the general
This is my invasion
You lookin' kinda special
You ignored acceleration

[anticipation]

Better sheath that blade homie,
Caustic clauses from a nauseous omi
That only spread rust from tang to blade,
Which I then use to slice you into concasse

Yakuza-born, bred with the chefs on the island
Sharper than great alpine faces, foes been wildin’
Figured you know, since you must be Swiss the way your rhymes is neutral
And steady stay idlin’…

Creeping in your jungle, marshalling Prussian mercenaries,
In the past I was described as a monolithic literary,
But unfortunately your apprentice triptychs are universally deemed tertiary
In terms of, delivery and precision, skill or wisdom
While mine showcase elite mathematics combined with prophetic visions
Yet, paradoxically, you feel me despite damage from my razor sharp incisions.

[[MERIT]]

Notice that I didn’t quote you all. Style so raw that I don’t even gotta read y’all sh*t to make a fool of y'all. Never take a fall. Unload with 16 straight and make you take it all.

And I’m talkin' bars, not inches that you take. Y’all are beauty queens, you walk around but your sh*t’s fake. For f*ck sake, don’t read this out loud or I’ll be charged with rape. Spit words full of action, like verbs that you can’t conjugate. Your intellect’s not large enough, no way that you can compensate.

I’m in mad shape. Hulked up to smash you when you retaliate. I’ve got vocabulary for miles like it was real estate. I’m in the realest state. Mind so sharp that even I’m not safe. I’m a dangerous guy. Rap with closed eyes. Don’t give a f*ck who gets hit, I f*ckin' fire fight like a drive-by.

I call you f@ggots “cats” like y’all got 9 lives. ‘Cuz when I rap tight, I’m 9 times as likely to f*ckin’ murder guys. I straight despise, f*ck a disguise, 'cuz you already fail to recognize. But don’t fail to step aside. Everything in my path gets straight euthanized.

Watch me blow up. My rhymes don’t slow up. From head to toe I’ll leave you tore up, or beat down. Verbally assault you with my pronouns when it goes down, and leave you shook. Punch you in the mouth if you try to look. Leave you seein’ stars when I hit you with that f*ckin’ astrological left hook. Leave you in outer space when I spit bars. ‘Cuz I go hard, from start to finish. Every syllable will damage ya. School you from A to Z, Encyclopedia Britannica.

Y'all are nothin' but losers, like that's your f*ckin' common factor. You b*tches can't rap, you're just reciting lines like y'all were actors. F*ck a mattress, I'll throw you on the ground and have my way with you. You'll get taped up and raped up, watch me straight smile when I walk away from you.

[anticipation]

Originally Posted by oojay

Every syllable will damage ya. School you from A to Z, Encyclopedia Britannica.

dang that's a good line haha.


Oh I get it; ya’ll are out to see who’s first
To receive a whoopin’ worthy of the worst curs
Got a long list of ex’s, featuring a few foreigners
Potages, planetaries, beauticians and coroners

I keep young chickadees freaked out on purple C’s
Blue eyes the size of the shimmering seven seas,
On my street, cliques sport halo’s to keep sweat out they eyes
My squad got what you need, from dirty diesel to wicked thai’s
Hustlin’ keeps me lean, dehydrated with a sickly steez
Spending evenings at home in a fog, chopping up sticky leafs

But wait, no, I’m still not spent,
Bring darkness to your sector like a deep-sea vent
Hold a tiny bit of light in my fist, and frequently, it’s all I see
Folks used to think I was a tad bit crazy,
And these days, I’m not sure even Jah could save me

Keep tabs on any traveler that wanders through my domain
Cause trouble and we won’t hesitate to drive you insane
Leave you silly and devastated from the rhymes, eventually slain
Keep a battalion of ravenous adherents from the Great Lakes to the Great Plains

We blastin’ from the Challenger, them fireworks ain’t no cosmic spark
Put you in a black hole for 67 hours straight and blast some ****in’ Linkin Park
Determined and ruthless, some say I don’t look like your average killer
But I keep a big cleaver in a ruby-studded anodized concealer.

[Sparky]

Originally Posted by anticipation

Better sheath that blade homie,
Caustic clauses from a nauseous omi
That only spread rust from tang to blade,
Which I then use to slice you into concasse

Yakuza-born, bred with the chefs on the island
Sharper than great alpine faces, foes been wildin’
Figured you know, since you must be Swiss the way your rhymes is neutral
And steady stay idlin’…

Creeping in your jungle, marshalling Prussian mercenaries,
In the past I was described as a monolithic literary,
But unfortunately your apprentice triptychs are universally deemed tertiary
In terms of, delivery and precision, skill or wisdom
While mine showcase elite mathematics combined with prophetic visions
Yet, paradoxically, you feel me despite damage from my razor sharp incisions.

Who are you? Immortal technique?
Rhyme with some words that people actually speak
Yo girl needs me to provide for her in the sheets
Eat that bitch out like kirby
give her two black eyes, make her look like firby
Rode her more then the kentucky derby
then i make her make me pancakes
before going on my daily rap rampage

Anticaption, you ready for the molestation?
your a little blonde school boy and im the priest of the congregation
so no more hesitation
i want that mouth open now
also give me all your money or ima kill you

[Phantom Limb]

Originally Posted by anticipation

Better sheath that blade homie,
Caustic clauses from a nauseous omi

Oni?