Rawest rap battles thread

[Machine]

What can I say I'm sicker than syphilis on the little miss
But flicker flick cause your little wrist making room for bigger slits
You're simple **** and every time you say spit I get a little miffed
Cause your rhymes got lint longer than dick I'm using to **** your bitch
Rhyming rhythms faster than my competition fixing writ
Writing on the hour ****ing awesomer than a McGauer
What can I say your reminding me of elementary teachers playing with Ike on the hour
Silly like South Park can't take you seriously I mean why bother
Not like your raps got anything but fodder to give to father
On Father's Day I'll get you some tools and make you feel like #1 ****in gay
And to conclude, your stealing how rude, best go and make you some food, mix poison and bury you too.

[Surell]

You can get wrecked, stay strapped with a semi
I **** a witch with a mole on her pussy like Lemmy
Plenty dimes you stay with pennies
Crumb snatchin bumbaclots
Smoke you cats put you out by the docks
Sippin blood on the artisan rocks
Rubies rocked
Truly shocked I still deal with these
Truants who mock
Back in your fence
There's wolves among these
Newly formed flocks
One law keeps me fed
for the lion and ox

[Machine]

Oh **** we got another sissy talkin like he own the city
New York pity on this fool who think he ****s with me
Disembowel him and gut him till he ain't lookin so pretty
Teach him to mess with the mother who fed him milk made for kiddies
Surell surely raps like a pussy not so burly is he
Awesome ****in asshat only cool to the giddy
Suck it up you'll only knit your stiches from bitches who can pick at you
Too much for you to handle like the **** that you've been sifting through
Big words are great but not when you use them just prove the chew
Show them all your smart self concious little bicker slew
Knickers, shoes, buy the cheapest with the liquor cues
Dick in you, feeling like a cricket shrew
Smaller than the stick in you
Your **** that's true
Get good
And let me shove a trick up through the slicker noose
****ing picture dude

[toosik]

You rap about guns like you 2 pac or biggie smalls,
But really the closest you'd get is if you sucked on p diddy's balls!
You're more like Hanson than Marylin Manson,
Got Skin white like phantom, so like a bit.ch you throw a tantrum,
Low life form like plankton, and now you getting stamped on,
Damn son! All your plans done got abandoned.
Face it, the only time you're really a rough rider,
Is the times you climbed on top of truck drivers,
And let them put stuff inside ya for just a fiver.
I wouldn't say the word tough describes ya,
Cos u about as dangerous as a stuffed tiger or a crushed spider.

[Machine]

Toosik looking like a toothpick what a nuisance
Flapping his ****ing mouth close that **** up and start to loose sins
Because it's gotta be a sin to hear the **** that you're saying
Acting ass rapping thrashing water splashing enacting
Me making waves that drown you in your casket laughing
Adding up faster than math is tackle wacking
Beating the spackle of your own paddle taxing
On your flows which are waxing, that sings, and back rings
Lax wings on the sale rack cha-ching cashier to you who buys his lyrics of the street for a snail sheen
Your face getting redder when I start rapping to the beat of your failing optimism cackle me

[toosik]

Yeah, you're so bad, you make medicine sick,
But not in a tough way, cos you just irrelevant bi.tch.
But this spit's hot like peppermint strips,
Judging by the evidence it's straight malevolent sh.it,
If you resist prick, you wont fare well against it,
Even if you and any eleven men you picked,
Came to battle that'd be the moment when I went sick,
After one bar ten of them split,
The last guy could tell I meant it,
Split his lip when he slipped and fell against it.
Call me your emenence slick, cos i spit some heaven sent sh.it,
Got the mic gripped in a hella clenched fist,
Hear how my tongue twists as I yell against it,
I'm toosik, I got lyrics that are forever endless,
Sh.it I spit more than your president's dick.
So get your friend list, and start telling them you recommend this