Rawest rap battles thread

[Surell]

You can tell that trash talk to the asphault
Have you bleedin out the crack in your head
Like an overdose
Slap you comatose, ravage your fridge for applesauce
Cabbage patch lookin ass ragged jammies smoking backyard grass
Blast the jammie and manage the grammies
Micromanaging cellular ****, I’m the epistemic stitch
Getting money any way like a snitch
You ratfaced fig eatin prick
Duck a clit, eat a ass with your dick
Racks on deck and overstocked with the clips
Techs and the glocks, I’m the best round the clock
And if you step Ima take your feet and feed em to crocks

[Dulce]

I may be just a girl and all but my rapping skills aren't all that sharp though. I suck at trying to rhyme each little word for word. You guys are ****ing dope! Why aren't ya rich & famous & ****?

[Surell]

Birdman never gave me my royalties

[toosik]

Why is surell not rich and famous? Girl that sh.its plain to see,
he's only happy when his cock splits an anus, then it rips painfully.
and shamefully, he's not quite the man he's always claimed to be,
Cos the only "creative juices" his brain released, have a tendency to stain the sheets.
We battled before, well I battled whilst surell spat prose aimlessly,
but then came defeat, he refrained for weeks while his pain decreased and I claimed my seat.
But now he crawls back, thinking he's the big dick now not just the ball sack,
still spitting poetry like it's called rap, but he's not all that so he just falls flat.

[Black Francis]

Crap i say! that Sh*t was whacker than crack
stale and flatter than flat, boring ***** across the land
Cause when toosik makes music the kids gets bored and they lose it
They says his verses are putrid and his demeanor is crass
But alas, it is expected from a kid with no class
For this lad is so generic his rhymes will shatter like glass
And i'll make sure to stick the broken pieces right up his ass
And save us all his weak analogies and god awful raps

[toosik]

****, that's the best you've got? I'm not impressed a lot,
Amateur spitting so Mate I suggest you stop, before your chatting just gets you shot.
My lyrics causes the heart in your chest to pop, then you'll get left to rot,
Admit it I'm blessed, you're not, now you about to suffer death from shock. For what?
Did surell help you cos half of it didn't even rhyme you Twat,
but f.uck it I'm fine with that, but next time you chat, take your time, relax,
Cos if you pi.ss me off too much I'll cause ya spine to snap.
so once your backs broke, people will say "look, there's that black bloke",
"Sitting in his flat, broke, cos all his money gets blown away as crack smoke".
Sh.it I suggest you just stick to your day job,
Getting pimped out by gay Bob, but pray to god,
that the news is good when you get back the results from that aids swab.

[Surell]

I don't need a rhyme, **** what you say
Shoutin "hay" like a horse you
got a hard on for a porsche
Glock handy to leave your brains
Like rorschach
Blotted off the earth
I been doin dirt with grave diggers
You day trippers got no
Sense of finesse
I'ma poet and a saint
I've seen every thang
Never blink, took in more than a sink
Skatin with your ho and she
Beggin for a ring
with my dick in her mouth
Accompanist while i sing

[toosik]

You try to sound like you got smart, you know, a touch of class,
the problem with a smart ass though is if you're not smart, then you're just an arse.
I said do not start, my lyrics hit you hard and almost stop your heart,
What happened surell? How come you lost youre spark, the second Sh.it just got so dark,
Now you've brok apart, and I can't put you back together cos I lost a part,
The bit that made you good at rapping, psyche!, you've just got to laugh.
still you really do think you're sick at this, but you're not a lyricist you just a little bitch,
You keep just spitting sh.it, thats about as much fun as a nipple twist,
you've touched more teenage boys now than syphilis, just ask little chris,
But too many hand jobs left you with brittle wrists. Now you eat viagras like they're liquorice.
That thing flying at your face? To split your lips, mate It's a fist,
your rapping's hit and miss, sometimes it's hard to know if you should stick or twist,
Or simply slit your wrists

[Surell]

Pills don't touch my lips unless they mass in double digits
I keep chrome on me with the Hubble equipped
Never miss, ether blissed, tickled by bloody mist
Playin with your girls toes, she tells me i'm a great host
I fell four stories from the ventilation at Maury's
Lean and pinesol in the cup, purple trees like children's stories
You still owe me thirty or forty
But I ain't trippin, you got it bad son
In the bag just a stained shirt and an empty handgun
They took your bullets as punishment for that ass whoopin
Talkin loud, swingin it around, like the dick you want for

[thesienna]

you believe in love **** that my ex girlfriends a prostitute now i tapped that
you think your girlfriends not a ho rewind that , she wont stay with you if the bills stack
therse no questino thes days ther all hoes sometims wish i lived in the 1930's though
caus at least back then all you need to worry about, was the stocks crashing
not her ****in behind your back

i watch dr phil somtimes, lik etoday this chick was a sugar baby and her dad was so upset , - get with the times its all about money honey, shell steal your car
put her legs up for the right price its not funny . All this going on while days are still sunny , funny dont trust them bitches take all your money

my sisters favorite movie is dirty dancing to, shes married now , married to a kiwi kids they have two, one of them from anothe father oh picks them up every 1 week or 2

don drugs all my life , my best friend oded on herion , i think he did it because his girlfirend was a ho , while he was locked up she was sleeping with everyone he knows
including his cousin, taken drugs so the realality isn't so fuzzin

expect to get what you can't relay i-nfect - take big and small steps away from a girl that wants from you all she can get, dont be declined to shower her with every gift you can find shell want more, she might not sleep with everyone but make no mistake your girlfriend is a whore.

taking what she can give you to her, likin all the nice stuff , and say to mum and dad prroof her - boyfriend is so good, **** love , your only paying for a hor still just in ia different way, if you have a nice place to stay your playig for her a ho in every way