Rawest rap battles thread

Taxman · 11-16-2013, 09:10 AM

Shake it babe, shake it like an elephant does
Shake it babe, shake it like a double decker bus
I said I would really like to take some photographs
You said you're sorry, you're moving to Stalingrad

What can I do my babe has a crush with Stalin
He has got guns and drums and he's so drunk
Why can't he love me like he loves him, oh no
Does he love his moustaches since mine won't grow

love is real and real is love, I really can't complain
If my baby really loves Josef, I think it's just the same
Anyway in Friday nights I don't mind if he's not there
Cos I'm waving my dick in the wind so I don't care

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 01-11-2014, 12:31 AM

ppl love to hate
still wanna know my story
wonder how i do it
live the life of glory
big loads like a lorry
never end up on maury (povich)
still rock like a quarry

Sparky · 01-11-2014, 01:25 AM

butthead,
username soliloquy of how i nut it
blunted, trying to find inner respect but alrdy **** it
n still feel remorse
a discourse on effeminate intercourse
bitches complex is to **** a horse
no doubt tryin an e-40 flow
drinking 40 doe
used to kick it with shomo on the dow low
before homie died in jacuzzi
living lux
retardo
so **** a cut, bluff what what
or sucking up
i pantomime in real time
animated,
mr.mine part of the fine line
getting dimes but unaware
derriere in my highchaire
despair already a critic
bib child cynic and dying out in the clinic
more to come
undone son, **** with me till im 91
like pablo,
picasso
rocho'es
chicken
and too much glutten
i **** all over like putin
with no ****s given im livin
in what i feel like
despite despite and despite
shugnite apostles who have more than
satisfactory incomes
they been dumb
or too disillusioned
in tune with
a vacuum for beatnick drugs n valium
if i die remember me as danish
an acquaintance of no real significance
middle dickspick thank god i made it
blazed it then faded then stereo typically outdated
never doing enough to be hated, but just filing off

Surell · 01-13-2014, 12:53 AM

Snappin off

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 01-13-2014, 01:02 AM

big dog off the leash woof woof get a muzzle
niggas dig my rhymes like a shovel
forgive me for my sins but i had to flex the muscle
want trouble say the word rearrange ya like a puzzle
fake niggas wanna rumble, make me chuckle
your more mankind when im undertaker off the turnbuckle

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 01-13-2014, 06:41 AM

u mad i aint mad?
mad i aint sad?
mad i create fads?
and male so dont wear pads?
u mad im feelin glad?
mad i got a friend named brad?
and also one named chad?
mad cause i aint a dad
and im a high school grad?
too bad...

Isbjørn · 01-13-2014, 10:28 AM

butthead yo mama so fat u got her pantie size in ur username OOOHHHH

Surell · 01-13-2014, 07:56 PM

Lol aloe

G.K.L · 01-23-2014, 02:26 PM

Im lyrical genius
U fiend this
I mean this
The meanest
Mc
To touch
The M.I.C
why me
They whining
Im shutting em down
With adverbs
Adjectives
Pronouns
And nouns
Competition irrelevent
My lyrics
Like medicine
So thats what im peddling

G.K.L · 01-23-2014, 02:58 PM

U dudes rookies
I that bully in ya school snatching cookies
Gettin pussy
Smoking kushy
Looky looky
Looky looky
Im the man
I came in this bitch
With a plan
And i gaurentee
Im ended it with a couple bands

01-13-2014, 10:28 AM	#177 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	butthead yo mama so fat u got her pantie size in ur username OOOHHHH __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

01-23-2014, 02:26 PM	#179 (permalink)
G.K.L Groupie Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 4	freestyle Im lyrical genius U fiend this I mean this The meanest Mc To touch The M.I.C why me They whining Im shutting em down With adverbs Adjectives Pronouns And nouns Competition irrelevent My lyrics Like medicine So thats what im peddling

11-16-2013, 09:10 AM	#171 (permalink)
Taxman watching the wheels Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Finland Posts: 470	Shake it babe, shake it like an elephant does Shake it babe, shake it like a double decker bus I said I would really like to take some photographs You said you're sorry, you're moving to Stalingrad What can I do my babe has a crush with Stalin He has got guns and drums and he's so drunk Why can't he love me like he loves him, oh no Does he love his moustaches since mine won't grow love is real and real is love, I really can't complain If my baby really loves Josef, I think it's just the same Anyway in Friday nights I don't mind if he's not there Cos I'm waving my dick in the wind so I don't care

01-11-2014, 12:31 AM	#172 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	ppl love to hate still wanna know my story wonder how i do it live the life of glory big loads like a lorry never end up on maury (povich) still rock like a quarry

01-11-2014, 01:25 AM	#173 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	butthead, username soliloquy of how i nut it blunted, trying to find inner respect but alrdy **** it n still feel remorse a discourse on effeminate intercourse bitches complex is to ** a horse no doubt tryin an e-40 flow drinking 40 doe used to kick it with shomo on the dow low before homie died in jacuzzi living lux retardo so a cut, bluff what what or sucking up i pantomime in real time animated, mr.mine part of the fine line getting dimes but unaware derriere in my highchaire despair already a critic bib child cynic and dying out in the clinic more to come undone son, with me till im 91 like pablo, picasso rocho'es chicken and too much glutten i all over like putin with no **s given im livin in what i feel like despite despite and despite shugnite apostles who have more than satisfactory incomes they been dumb or too disillusioned in tune with a vacuum for beatnick drugs n valium if i die remember me as danish an acquaintance of no real significance middle dickspick thank god i made it blazed it then faded then stereo typically outdated never doing enough to be hated, but just filing off

01-13-2014, 01:02 AM	#175 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	big dog off the leash woof woof get a muzzle niggas dig my rhymes like a shovel forgive me for my sins but i had to flex the muscle want trouble say the word rearrange ya like a puzzle fake niggas wanna rumble, make me chuckle your more mankind when im undertaker off the turnbuckle

01-13-2014, 06:41 AM	#176 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	u mad i aint mad? mad i aint sad? mad i create fads? and male so dont wear pads? u mad im feelin glad? mad i got a friend named brad? and also one named chad? mad cause i aint a dad and im a high school grad? too bad...

01-23-2014, 02:58 PM	#180 (permalink)
G.K.L Groupie Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 4	U dudes rookies I that bully in ya school snatching cookies Gettin pussy Smoking kushy Looky looky Looky looky Im the man I came in this bitch With a plan And i gaurentee Im ended it with a couple bands