Rawest rap battles thread

ThePhanastasio · 07-01-2013, 12:46 AM

Boombox society, you hate on variety
But you never offer anything
Even collateral
Or otherwise, but you despise
The rhymes in these verses
And I'll battle, yo
Your **** is weak, brah
Weaker than FIFA
Mastercard vs. Visa
And you plead, yeah
To be rewarded
Bitch, your **** is thwarted
'Cause your point is unrelated
Leave **** un-debated
And just make your weak points -
Bitch, you're pointless.
If this was a ganja marathon
You'd be jointless.
In your pants,
you're straight boy-less
And you can't enjoy this.
You're a pedophile, bitch
Try to reconcile this,
and you're running amiss
'cause you're talentless.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-01-2013, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Boombox Society

hmm. changing a few words in other peoples rhymes, doesn't make you clever or the rawest rap battlers.

I don't see you doing any better bruv.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 07-01-2013, 02:54 AM

choke out i leave ya bodied like a dumb ass nigga
real gs smoked out, dumb ass nigga
**** with me get killed nigga
down with my homies and you aint dumb nigga
fight against the best leave holes in your chest nigga
verbal shots decorate your chestplate nigga
come and battle nigga
aint worht the hassle nigga
nigga you soft as pudding nigga
nigga the dumbest nigga that i seen is u nigga
ok nigga back up nigga, nigga here now nigga
let the tec blast nigga, killa a bummy nigga in a minute nigga
nigga dont nigga when i come thru nigga, representin nigga
niggas dead nigga, what nigga, niggas be dying kid nigga

Sparky · 07-01-2013, 06:59 PM

yoyoyo
i do this ish probono
just need some ammenities-
two deep spliffs and a fourloco
in a glass, distilled, no homo
at class, thrilled bitch who the **** is toro
y moi enough with the name drop
chop enough rock i'd perfer to keep my socks
on please, kapeesh
i wanna be your dog but keep the leash
bite the thong but keep discreet
in these mean streets
its hard to tell
dropped off a while ago but never fell
forward nor backword, stand still
like an anvil, ima fandangle her by candle
til i can't get it up
sorry hun im too drunk
or is it crunk
ima hafta debunk that lingo
no car still a star like ringo

mercer808 · 07-04-2013, 01:04 PM

**** yall, it's Chuck balling on all yall booty calling,
Fruity palming, nutty buddy **** me musty,
Chucky ****ing lucky honies and pissing off the dummy bunnies
It's funny
The way I rape **** raw,
Lane switch, hey bitch, take this cock
It's the face of God,
No replacement, mon
These rappers dont spit,
All they do is swallow,
Imma be the leader and yall can follow
Cause in 321 im taking off,
Apollo

mercer808 · 07-04-2013, 01:05 PM

Bitch

mercer808 · 07-04-2013, 01:05 PM

Bitches

SummerKnight · 07-13-2013, 11:04 PM

damn

anticipation · 07-14-2013, 02:21 AM

i can see the dojo being empty
me and the old time lefty
new school and textbook clepty
like what? was it miika kappanen
or haruki natashi, both my men
it's like two pounds of sherm,
straight from the clinic to the germ
sit on the couch like woah its werm
was thicky mclovely, waynt a two seater
before she chirped the locks,
used to smoke lox, used to
collect locks, now its AM at the docks
breeches and the glock-toe
wanna know how you caught the oc-to
block, flow me two floaties i'm drowning,
so drowsy they caught me in vermillion
double down like lamron
i'm sorri, he was lowry, now
living in cheesman, auditioning
for maury, that's my ****
glory.

Surell · 07-15-2013, 03:14 AM

I eat nails for breakfast, little pussy for lunch
Gave yer bitches the tetnis and didn't meet em for brunch
I hope the shit is offensive when i call you some ****s
Keep makin racket like this and i'ma bust at your fronts
Watch me lean and then rock, sip some purple and drop
a few shells on the floor, i get nuts with the glock
Bitches just flock, grindin in the finest of frocks
Goldilocks on my jock, breakin the shocks off the drop
Woke up with the cops, behind enemy lines
But its fine, ain't got no worries in mind
The truth hurts, and every Kurtz
has his day in the shrine

07-01-2013, 12:46 AM	#141 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	Boombox society, you hate on variety But you never offer anything Even collateral Or otherwise, but you despise The rhymes in these verses And I'll battle, yo Your ** is weak, brah Weaker than FIFA Mastercard vs. Visa And you plead, yeah To be rewarded Bitch, your is thwarted 'Cause your point is unrelated Leave ** un-debated And just make your weak points - Bitch, you're pointless. If this was a ganja marathon You'd be jointless. In your pants, you're straight boy-less And you can't enjoy this. You're a pedophile, bitch Try to reconcile this, and you're running amiss 'cause you're talentless. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

07-01-2013, 02:54 AM	#143 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	choke out i leave ya bodied like a dumb ass nigga real gs smoked out, dumb ass nigga **** with me get killed nigga down with my homies and you aint dumb nigga fight against the best leave holes in your chest nigga verbal shots decorate your chestplate nigga come and battle nigga aint worht the hassle nigga nigga you soft as pudding nigga nigga the dumbest nigga that i seen is u nigga ok nigga back up nigga, nigga here now nigga let the tec blast nigga, killa a bummy nigga in a minute nigga nigga dont nigga when i come thru nigga, representin nigga niggas dead nigga, what nigga, niggas be dying kid nigga

07-01-2013, 06:59 PM	#144 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	yoyoyo i do this ish probono just need some ammenities- two deep spliffs and a fourloco in a glass, distilled, no homo at class, thrilled bitch who the **** is toro y moi enough with the name drop chop enough rock i'd perfer to keep my socks on please, kapeesh i wanna be your dog but keep the leash bite the thong but keep discreet in these mean streets its hard to tell dropped off a while ago but never fell forward nor backword, stand still like an anvil, ima fandangle her by candle til i can't get it up sorry hun im too drunk or is it crunk ima hafta debunk that lingo no car still a star like ringo

07-04-2013, 01:04 PM	#145 (permalink)
mercer808 Groupie Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 6	** yall, it's Chuck balling on all yall booty calling, Fruity palming, nutty buddy me musty, Chucky ing lucky honies and pissing off the dummy bunnies It's funny The way I rape ** raw, Lane switch, hey bitch, take this cock It's the face of God, No replacement, mon These rappers dont spit, All they do is swallow, Imma be the leader and yall can follow Cause in 321 im taking off, Apollo

07-04-2013, 01:05 PM	#146 (permalink)
mercer808 Groupie Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 6	Bitch

07-04-2013, 01:05 PM	#147 (permalink)
mercer808 Groupie Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 6	Bitches

07-13-2013, 11:04 PM	#148 (permalink)
SummerKnight Groupie Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1	damn

07-14-2013, 02:21 AM	#149 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	i can see the dojo being empty me and the old time lefty new school and textbook clepty like what? was it miika kappanen or haruki natashi, both my men it's like two pounds of sherm, straight from the clinic to the germ sit on the couch like woah its werm was thicky mclovely, waynt a two seater before she chirped the locks, used to smoke lox, used to collect locks, now its AM at the docks breeches and the glock-toe wanna know how you caught the oc-to block, flow me two floaties i'm drowning, so drowsy they caught me in vermillion double down like lamron i'm sorri, he was lowry, now living in cheesman, auditioning for maury, that's my **** glory.