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12-05-2012, 08:13 PM | #121 (permalink) |
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sparky soft, its all hardy har har till real **** pops off.
two in the shirt tella bitch tops off. 1 on the hip under the seat sawed off, an i aint even hard though, she sit in the back, she a back hoe, d-man a crack hoe, i cant fap bro, an im goin harder than a viagra overdose. mr bend ya ass over, noose ya neck with a candy rope i hate to brag and boast, but im the one who does the most i do it for my haters to them i propose a toast. crazier than bat ****, gotta keep a bad bitch. gotta keep a bad whip, cant do nothin average. me pushin a volvo, thats histerical **** carrera white on white, its a miracle whip a certifiable prick, always stayin but applause i still get cause a beat ill rock it. pockets stay swole always walk wit a limp. none of this **** is true, but I still walk like a |
12-05-2012, 08:42 PM | #122 (permalink) | ||
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when the blade gets lodged in franks swollen esopha gos 'fuck boy clutching his balls like he randy moss lost no cause, boss give him a call when he need his salad tossed cant fap u hava broke dick cant rap cuz u a dumb bitch your girls titties flatter than my day old sunkist |
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12-06-2012, 02:11 AM | #125 (permalink) |
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I'm new to this whole rap thingamajig so this might be really lame, but I should embarass myself more often...who do I direct this at? Everyone?
I remember yo ass when we was in the 3rd grade I was nine and a half and you was 38 Everything about you is still the same Can't count to seven and can't write ya name Ya daddy ain't been around since you was 2 years old Rick Astley been droppin' presents off ya moms might have been rick rolled And when's the last time that you took a bath? I'm way over here and I can still smell ya ass. Get ya **** together before you come at me son This rap battle is already won! By me in case you didn't know that, I was implying that I already beat all of you. Is the song over? Do I put the mic down here? Or do I carry it with me? Well you don't have to be a dick about it. Don't push me man! Last edited by slappyjenkins; 12-06-2012 at 02:18 AM. |
12-07-2012, 01:20 PM | #126 (permalink) | |
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You suck!
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12-07-2012, 06:04 PM | #128 (permalink) | |
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Drat. I was just trying to help. You don't suck, of course, slappy.
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12-08-2012, 02:33 AM | #129 (permalink) | |
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Applause sign go up, all you get is laughs
too true is i and i, the blunt chief of staff smokin bones and blood of hashish, that rough tough pass stay away from my shit, it'll fry your brain like sylvia plath Bitch i'm too clean, on some william taft stay away form my bloodbath If we cross paths, i might toss some flags or lock some mags Some rick ross racks And i'll floss you fags on my chain and rang just the pinky, epitaph with no name
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